THE INFORMATION #1019 NOVEMBER 16, 2018

THE INFORMATION #1019
NOVEMBER 16, 2018
Copyright 2018 FRANCIS DIMENNO
dimenno@gmail.com
https://dimenno.wordpress.com

The race of man, while sheep in credulity, are wolves for conformity.—Carl Van Doren

WHEN THIS WORLD CATCHES FIRE
BOOK THREE: SAVAGE NOXTOWN
CHAPTER TWELVE: PART THIRTY-SIX: THE EASTERN GATE OF PARADISE

I didn’t know what was going on in Hickory Hollow, what with the town clowns and the Klan and all, but I was determined to find out. Because I thought that the Klan had been more or less wiped out several years ago, when drunken old General Grant told the Federals to swoop down and wipe them out. But, then again, Hickory Hollow was always a good fur piece behind the times, or so I was given to understand by Jim Bridger, the owner of the general store where I worked.

It may not of been the actual Klan as was running the town, but they sure done a good impersonation. Just listen to what happened to the Keysar family. They were a bunch of backwoods hill folk who lived on the fringes of the town, right near the town dump, as it just so happened. They would come into town every now and then in their broke-down old wagon to do some trade—that had some traps laid in the woods and were able to trade pelts for the sorts of dry goods they needed and couldn’t make themselves, namely oil, salt, paraffin, flints, shoes, knives, and other such necessities. Some said they had a likker still back there in the woods, and it wouldn’t of surprised me none, because there really wasn’t much of a market for pelts in them parts, where every man in town had him a rifle and had been shootin’ since he first learned to walk, and sometimes before.

Anyhow, they weren’t welcome at Kludd’s store, so they came to
Jim Bridger’s emporium.

Now, one of the biggest names in the town was a Scotch-Irish feller by the name of Pattent, who had a rather large family, including a small boy named William Batchelder Pattent who was at an age when he was just plumb full of deviltry.

I was able to reconstruct the story the way it actually happened, years later, from old Grampaw Keysar, who ended up running an old-clothing store in Noxtown.

He said that Maw and Paw Keysar was rolling into town
in their wagon for a Saturday outing one fine autumn day and young William spied them from his stoop and called them a bunch of nasty names, and said they was dirty, and no-count, and no better than a bunch of animals. I reckon he got such ideas direct from his own Pappy. Young Billy wasn’t any too bright himself.

Well, Paw Keysar, he wasn’t about to take that kind of lip from a mere cub, so after they got through with their tradin’ he tole his ole woman to snatch young Billy up and take him back to their log cabin deep in the woods. Which she commenced to do.

Their little cabin was always kept spotless. Grampaw said so, and I
have no reason to doubt him, for he is a devout Christian man who
would not tell a lie. Maw Keysar, who was just a shriveled up and
biddy woman, but with a will of iron, called for some hot water and
then she poured it into a galvanized tub and proceeded to give young Billy a much-needed bath. She scrubbed him until he was practically raw, and then she cleaned his ears and behind his ears and everywhere else as needed a scrubbin’. Billy didn’t like none of that—in fact, he hated it like p’isen—and he roared with humiliation at having been treated so, but I reckon that good
scrubbin’ did him no harm and was just as like to of done him a heap of good.

Anyway, then the Keysar kiddies gathered round. They had hardly never seen a fancy-dressed city slicker up close before. And that’s what Billy was to them. So they began to try to impress him with all kinds of cute stunts. Jedediah, the eldest, a rawboned lad of about fifteen, did some tricky dance steps for him—some kind of clog dance, I think it was. And the young’uns squealed and rolled in the dust to see such fun. And Flossie Mae, a gal of about thirteen, and plenty well-endowed for all of that, showed him all the valentines she’d received from the area swains. And then Maw fattened him up with some vittles. And, as it was growing dark, they put him on a fast horse and sent him back to town, escorted by Jed and Flossie, who brung up the rear.

Well, naturally the Pattents were out of their mind with worryin’ over what happened to their boy, and immediately assumed that he had run away from home to join the Circus. His Pap was all set to give ‘im a whippin’, only Billy came up with some wild story about how he had been kidnapped by the Keysars and held captive and was forced to watch while they indulged in unspeakable outdoor orgies around a roaring bonfire. News travels fast in a small town like Hickory Hollow, and the Batchelders and the Pattents and the Tallents and the Millers and all of those familes were up in arms. They had a reputation to uphold, and so that very same night Mr. Pattent stood on the Courthouse steps and made him a little speech to about fifty people who was assembled there. It went something like this:

“We is got to run the Keysars out of this town. They is nothing more or less than a bunch of criminals, paupers and harlots. And they smell bad. And their filthy hovels smell like liquor and brimstone. They are all a pack of whiskey-swilling layabouts. How dare they kidnap a child! If anybody is going to dust Billy’s britches for him, it’s going to be me!”

So a bunch of the town loafers and other suchlike rabble began to make a noise and they all milled about. But at that point, it seemed as though cooler heads might prevail. Old Judge Corneliesen, an aged but magnificent man with a sonorous voice and a full mane of snowy-white hair, mounted the courthouse steps next, and he made a speech his own self. It went something as follows:

“I have been a Judge in these parts for well-nigh on to forty-five years, and I’m surprised at you all. This kind of unseemly behavior isn’t like you. Let me ask you something. How can we condemn the Keysars for providing some much-needed discipline to a spoiled child? Hm? How can we condemn them for spirit-drinking when we ourselves are hardly innocent of such a so-called crime? Hm? And furthermore, how can we prepare to commit murder and torture and arson on these people without even so much as a second thought as to whether they are innocent or guilty? I tell you right now that I shall order the Sheriff to arrest any man who dares molest these people.”

His stirring speech had an effect, all right. But it was an unexpected one.

1* SALUTATION
THE KINKS
SUPER-DELUXE VILLAGE GREEN BOX

Nota bene: Most of the outtakes were released on the vinyl-only Great Lost Kinks album of 1973.
http://www.superdeluxeedition.com/news/the-kinks-are-the-village-green-preservation-society-super-deluxe-box/

THE KINKS
TILL DEATH DO US PART

I’m only me
Not someone better
Not someone good
In my little life,
I know that the world must keep on turning,
Even though it leaves me far behind.
Life is like a school,
But I’m not prepared to keep on learning,
Even though it treats me like a fool.

“Not someone good.”

That line always blows me away.

Now I know why.

It’s because chronically depressed people harbor the feeling that they are somehow not “good” enough.

The playwright David Mamet tells of seeing a depressed child and
handing her a coin and saying, “Keep this coin on you at all times.
And remember: ‘You’re not bad, you’re good.'”

Cheerfully depressed. Not the oxymoron it seems to be.

On a distantly related note, a cartoonist friend of mine, Milton
Knight, said that Stepin Fetchit was obviously one of the most
depressed men who ever lived.

Regarding Willie Best, Bob Hope said he was “the best actor I know.” Hope noted that he was also one of the saddest men he ever met.

ALSO SEE:
THE KINKS
TIME SONG

2* REFERENCE
H. L. MENCKEN
On November 23, 1948 Mencken had a stroke and for the last several
years of his life he had great difficulty in reading and writing.

“[His stroke] left him aware and fully conscious but nearly unable to read or write and able to speak only with difficulty. After his
stroke, Mencken enjoyed listening to classical music and, after some recovery of his ability to speak, talking with friends, but he
sometimes referred to himself in the past tense, as if he were already dead. During the last year of his life, his friend and biographer William Manchester read to him daily…Mencken died in his sleep on January 29, 1956. He was interred in Baltimore’s Loudon Park Cemetery.

In spite of his condition, he edited a collection of his writings
called A Second Mencken Chrestomathy.

Which I heartily recommend.

http://www.amazon.com/Second-Mencken-Chrestomathy-H-L/dp/0679428291

3*HUMOR
LENNY BRUCE
THE LAWRENCE WELK STORY

4*NOVELTY
HOW THEY GOT AL CAPONE
Income tax evasion.

Capone, incidentally, was never called Scarface to his face. He was
known to his pals as “Snorky.” Which was slang for a snazzy dresser.

Two of Capone’s gorillas “paid a visit” to Ben Hecht, the screenwriter for the original Scarface. They told him that Al didn’t like that they made a movie about him. Hecht explained to them that the film wasn’t about Capone at all. And that, “in the Hollywood racket,” they titled the movie “Scarface” because Capone was such a famous guy. The goons (not “gunsels”–gonsil is underworld and hobo slang for ” An inexperienced youth; a stupid person; an unsophisticated youth”; in hobo slang as gonsil was a homosexual; “a youth not yet adopted by a jocker” (a predatory pederastic homosexual tramp)) were satisfied with this explanation, and left Hecht alone.

Of course, the film was all about Capone.

President Herbert Hoover was miffed when, as he attended a Chicago
baseball game, Capone drew more cheers from the crowd than he did. It was, perhaps, at that moment that he vowed to “get” Capone.

Capone, from prison, offered Charles Lindbergh his services in
recovering his kidnapped baby. Lindbergh declined.

SEE:
27 CRIMINAL FACTS ABOUT AL CAPONE
https://www.factinate.com/people/27-criminal-facts-al-capone/

ALSO SEE:
22 INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT AL CAPONE
https://www.kickassfacts.com/22-interesting-al-capone-facts/

5*AVATAR OF THE ZEITGEIST
THE DON’TS OF VISITING BOSTON

6* DAILY UTILITY
STRUCTURAL ANARCHISM
This book outlines a new form of anarchism, i.e.,
structural-anarchism, which advocates for a series of
micro-revolutions, designed to install an anarchist
federation/patchwork of municipalities, cooperatives, and
autonomous-collectives, devoid of capitalism and devoid of any federal state-apparatus. Furthermore, this book explores the complications and the complexities of the basic fact that we are increasingly living within the confines of a disciplinary surveillance society, where privacy is really based on an individual’s ability to expose the surveillance mechanisms monitoring his or her private life. The assumption is that surveillance and discipline are now total and that
most surveillance and disciplinary mechanisms never attain the light of public knowledge and scrutiny. As a society, western democracies have moved beyond democracy into a new socio-economic formation, the framework of the soft-totalitarian-state, i.e.,
bourgeois-totalitarianism.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0978115139/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1

7*CARTOON
THE DIALECT OF BLACK AMERICANS (1970)

8*PRESCRIPTION
$610K Settlement in School Webcam Spy Case
In the 2010 Robbins v. Lower Merion School District case, plaintiffs charged two suburban Philadelphia high schools secretly spied on students by surreptitiously and remotely activating webcams embedded in school-issued laptops the students were using at home, violating their right to privacy. The schools admitted to snapping over 66,000 webshots and screenshots secretly, including webcam shots of students in their bedrooms.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/610k-settlement-in-school-webcam-spy-case/

9* RUMOR PATROL
DICK GREGORY
THERE ARE TWO DONALD TRUMPS
“Bernie Sanders?…I assume that he’s CIA.”

ALSO SEE:
DICK GREGORY
WHITE SUPREMACY VS. WHITE PRIVILEGE

10*LAGNIAPPE
FENG E
ELEANOR RIGBY

FENG E
BLACKBIRD

ALSO SEE:
ODD FACTS ABOUT THE BEATLES
Some odd facts you’re not likely to find elsewhere.

George Harrison was exposed to Indian music in the womb.

Carved on a door at the Spahn Ranch: “One two three for five six
seven/All good children go to heaven.” Showing that the Manson family also listened to Abbey Road.

John Lennon wrote “Come Together, Join the Party” for Timothy Leary’s run for California Governor. He later repurposed it as “Come Together.” He was sued by Morris Levy for the song, which included a reference to a Chuck Berry lyric. In the settlement of the suit, Lennon had to record the Chuck Berry song “You Can’t Catch Me,” which he included on his solo album “Rock and Roll.”

A conspiracy theory states that the Tavistock Institute was the
impetus behind the rise of the Beatles and that Theodor Adorno wrote all their songs and lyrics.

Timothy Leary said “I declare that The Beatles are mutants. Prototypes of evolutionary agents sent by God, endowed with a mysterious power to create a new human species, a young race of laughing freemen.”

11*DEVIATIONS FROM THE PREPARED TEXT: A REVIEW OF OTHER MEDIA
DAVE MCGOWAN
CIA HIPPIE MIND CONTROL

DAVE MCGOWAN
THE LAUREL CANYON CONSPIRACY

ALSO SEE:
DAVE MCGOWAN
RED ICE RADIO

12* CONTROVERSIES IN POPULAR CULTURE
MALCOLM X
When Malcolm X speaks I think he’s definitely very smart and listening to him makes me smarter.

I love the way he says “brutalized.”

MALCOLM X: THE BULLET OR THE BALLOT (APRIL 4, 1964)

ALSO SEE:
INTERVIEW AT BERKELEY
https://youtu.be/FZMrti8QcPA

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THE INFORMATION #108 NOVEMBER 9, 2018

THE INFORMATION #1018
NOVEMBER 9, 2018
Copyright 2018 FRANCIS DIMENNO
dimenno@gmail.com
https://dimenno.wordpress.com

​Sir, when you have seen one green field, you have seen all green fields. Let us walk down Cheapside.–Samuel Johnson

WHEN THIS WORLD CATCHES FIRE
BOOK THREE: SAVAGE NOXTOWN
CHAPTER TWELVE: PART THIRTY-FIVE: THE EASTERN GATE OF PARADISE

Jack Bridger’s Grocery and Fine Goods Emporium, where I worked as an underpaid clerk, was the name of that little country store in that little country town, which, incidentally, was called Hickory Hollow. It was a densely wooded southern community of about ten thousand souls, and, even though it was the county seat, it was somewhat secluded from the outside world owing to its being located in a deep gorge. The loamy soil of its gullies was ideal for growing crops such as wheat, cotton, sugarcane, and jute. All kinds of vegetables also did well in this fertile land.

At the town limits the town fathers saw fit to post an interesting sign:

WELCOME TO HICKORY HOLLOW
THIS IS A GOD-FEARING COMMUNITY
NOTA BENE:
WE ARE NOT PREJUDICED AGAINST THE COLORED MAN
BUT WE FEEL WE CAN GET ALONG WITHOUT HIM,
& WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE HIM KINDLY TAKE HIS BUSINESS
ELSEWHERE

Oddly enough, there wasn’t one colored man, woman, or child in the entire area. Not one.

Like many small towns, Hickory Hollow had its founding citizens and its eminent men–mostly doctors and lawyers–and its sturdy Cavalier landowners, and, below everybody else, its sharecroppers, many of whom consisted of the lowest of the low-born white trash.

Nearly everybody in this town, save one eccentric old high school German teacher named Doc Boggs, who was the village Agnostic, was deeply conservative and deeply religious. There were no Roman Catholics or Jews in Hickory Hollow, though there were a great many devotees of breakaway “Hard-Shell” Baptist sects such as:

The Church of Jesus Victor,
The Church of The Ascended Jesus Christ
The Children of Jesus Christ Lord God Almighty
The Church Holy of Christian Repentence [sic]
The Free Church of the Completed Israelites
The Church of the Fundamentals
The Holy Church of Redemption in the Spirit Eternal
House of Jesus and Saint John the Baptist, Messenger

The town was completely dry, though many a secret and not-so-toper–chiefmost among the latter old “Doc” Boggs–migrated to nearby towns where they could “drink deep, though it be a mile to the bottom,” and patronize such establishments as The Blind Ale House, The Crown, The Devil, The Dove, The Glove, The Golden Horn, The Lion, The Rack, The Tip Inn, and The Billy Goat Tavern, so named because a live billy goat was kept on the premises.

For what reason I never did dast to inquire.

Like I said, Hickory Hollow was a community that was somewhat “out of time,” and its best male citizens dressed in a fashion more suited to the pre-war mode of costume—string ties, white shirts with starched collars, loose-fitting wool suits, suspenders to hold up their pantaloons, leather shoes, and the like. Whenever they ventured out during the day, the fine ladies of the town all wore elaborate high-necked dresses of silk, velvet, and muslin, with full sleeves and even undersleeves, lest they become sullied by too much sun. Some of the fancier jades dared to wear hoop skirts and to brandish parasols. Though such affectations were frowned upon in Hickory Hollow and were the source of much spiteful gossip among the “cats”.

Mr. Bridger’s principal competitor in those days was a newcomer, Mr. Kludd and his “Kommunity King Kountry Store, Fine Purveyors of Dry Goods, Produce, Groceries, and Notions.” It seemed as though the sharecroppers who patronized the place were compelled to do so, as they had no money, only scrip, which they were expected to spend at his Company Store. As a result, they spent a great deal of time yakking with “Honest Joe” Kludd, who regaled them with “yarns” (some of them “whoppers”) from “days gone by.” On my first visit there, before he knew I worked for Bridger, his hated competitor, “Honest Joe” told me the charming tale of “The Indestructible Jew.” I noticed on the unburnished wooden floor of his establishment—which was little more than a shack—he had displayed open barrels of sugar (cut with sand), pepper (mixed with dust), ginger (adulterated by flour) and crackers (which were literally moth-eaten). I wondered how he ever managed to get the lucrative Company Store franchise. It was Bridger who put me right. Although new to the area, Mr. Kludd—was that even his real name?–was high up in the councils of a certain “klandestine” organization—say no more.

Halloween was by far the worst time of the year to be a shop assistant in Hickory Hollow. The small boys of the town perpetrated all manners of mischief on that night, when they were permitted to run free as on no other day. As a result, gangs of footloose youth ran wild and vandalized the town. Small boys threw corn, cabbage heads, and decayed vegetables at the windows and doors of town residents, and unscrewed shutters and left them lying on front porches. All of the pews of the First Baptist Church, the largest church in town, were found to have been smeared with molasses. Hideous carved pumpkins illuminated from within by a scrap of lit candle were stuck at the ends of sharp sticks and held up to the windows of cottages to frighten half to death the aged widow-women within.

But the youngsters were outdone by their older peers. Outhouses for miles around were stacked by the older boys into a woodland clearing and set ablaze. Farmers found their pig sties tipped over, which must have taken an enormous effort. Pasture gates were unhinged and deposited in the middle of heaps of dung. Spring wagons and carts were overturned and stripped of their wheels, which were later found in suspended in the middle of stream beds and thorn bushes.

Finally, numerous windows were soaped—including that of Jack Bridger’s Grocery and Fine Goods Emporium. Furthermore, the doorknob to the place was tarred, which took me considerable effort to clean off. And the back door was saturated with the nauseating aroma of the rotten eggs which had been thrown at it. Strangely, though, Kludd’s place was absolutely untouched.

I began to suspect a put-up job. But I kept my mouth shut.

1* SALUTATION
NUGRAPE TWINS
I GOT YOUR ICE COLD NUGRAPE

2* REFERENCE
MIDTERM HOUSE ELECTION FORECAST
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2018-midterm-election-forecast/house/?ex_cid=irpromo

3*HUMOR
A THESPIAN IN WICKED NEW YORK
A cynical speech supposedly aimed at unsophisticated Florida voters was attributed to Smathers in the April 17, 1950 edition of Time magazine:

“Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law, he has a brother who is a known homo sapiens, and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, habitually practiced celibacy.”
myfloridahistory.org/frontiers/article/93

ALSO SEE:
URINAL CAKES: WHY?
Toilet Graffiti: Hillbillies: do not eat the urinal cakes

4*NOVELTY
BRUSSELS SPROUTS IN GARLIC BUTTER
I used to hate Brussels Sprouts. Then I used this recipe:
http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/brussels-sprouts-in-garlic-butter-21761

5*AVATAR OF THE ZEITGEIST
MBTA REDUX
I guess Millennials are good for something
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/10/25/what-works-boston-transit-221839

6* DAILY UTILITY
GLOBAL WARMING 2050
http://www.vox.com/a/weather-climate-change-us-cities-global-warming

7*CARTOON
GRANMAW USED SHIKE AND BIKE–AND I HE’PED!

8*PRESCRIPTION
TINY BOOKS

9* RUMOR PATROL
WHITEY DONE
http://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2018-10-31/official-mafia-hit-man-is-suspect-in-death-of-whitey-bulger

ALSO SEE:
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/01/us/whitey-bulger-prison-attackers-tried-to-remove-tongue/index.html

10*LAGNIAPPE
BUY ME BOSTON MUSIC MIXES
http://www.mixcloud.com/SUPERFUNDFM/buy-me-boston-audio-mix-1/
http://www.mixcloud.com/SUPERFUNDFM/buy-me-boston-audio-mix-2-october-2018/

11*DEVIATIONS FROM THE PREPARED TEXT: A REVIEW OF OTHER MEDIA
Storyworthy: Engage, Teach, Persuade, and Change Your Life through the Power of Storytelling
By Matthew Dicks
Novato, Calif.: New World Library, 2018. 348 pp., paper, $15.95.
Review by Francis DiMenno

Storytelling as an art is as ancient as blind Homer, and helpful essays on writing and storytelling have been around for almost as long. Witness Edgar Allan Poe’s minutely detailed account of how he came to write “The Raven,” or Mark Twain’s jocose essay on how best to tell the story of “The Golden Arm.” In the twentieth century, there were any number of books on how to become an effective public speaker or toastmaster—books that were mostly geared toward tired, middle-aged organization men with a hankering to knock ’em dead at lodge meetings, reunions, and “smokers.”

Matthew Dicks isn’t particularly interested in any of that stuff. Instead, he has written an up-to-the-minute, twenty-first century, postliterate instruction manual cum memoir about how to successfully tell a story at convocations of like-minded storytellers in the age of talk radio and Internet podcasts. The medium, as we all have heard, is the message, so we’re largely talking about how to craft confessional monologues of between six and twelve minutes in length for a live audience. In this delimited format, Mr. Dicks is apparently a master of the genre.

It’s always a pleasure to read a successful practitioner’s account of how he manages to do what he does, and how he contrives to do it with skill and grace. Mr. Dicks describes his storytelling process in a way that is not only insightful but also makes it painless for the reader. Admittedly, he can be a bit repetitive regarding the details of his own biography, which he uses to amplify his instructional adages. We surely don’t need to hear more than once about how he loves his wife and children, or about how some poison-pen writers set about to systematically assassinate his character and get him fired from his teaching post, or about the depressing details of his somewhat wretched childhood. But I suppose we can regard these repetitions as the chaff which we have to push aside in order to glean the nuggets of useful information.

Not all of these insights are entirely original to Mr. Dicks. Nevertheless, some may find it useful to be reminded that a story is best served by mooring it in specific physical locations, and by describing sights, sounds, and sensations. Mr. Dicks also instructs us to eliminate “third wheels” and other superfluous characters; to tell the story in a public setting in the same sort of language you would use around the dinner table; and to focus on the five-second, life-changing moment. (James Joyce referred to these moments as “epiphanies.”)

Mr. Dicks also advises us to eschew old-timey, cornball strategies such as celebrity and pop-cultural references, funny accents, gratuitous vulgarity, and profanity (except “when a swear is simply the best word possible”). This is sound advice, for the most part, although the last point doesn’t account for the likes of comedic greats such as Richard Pryor. Although Mr. Dicks reminds us of the dynamic impact of telling stories in the present tense, he points out that the best storytelling uses not one tense but a combination of tenses. He mentions that the key to eliciting an emotional response from your audience is to be found in utilizing the element of surprise. Most importantly, perhaps, he stresses that our goal as storytellers should be to make meaning of who we are from the stories we have lived.

Mr. Dicks is quite sharp about how to relate a “Big Story”—say, climbing K2 or surviving a murder attempt. Such a recounting “cannot [itself] be about anything big. Instead we must find the small, relatable, comprehensible moments in our larger stories. We must find the story that people can connect and relate to, and understand.” (Compare E.M. Forster’s dictum “Only connect.”) Mr. Dicks maintains that “a great storyteller creates a movie in the mind of the audience.” (Of course, this is advice regarding storytelling, a technique that considerably predates the invention of both the motion picture and television.) He also insists that describing what is at stake is important because “stakes are the reason that audiences listen and continue to listen to a story.”

How does one generate story ideas? Mr. Dicks suggests that we keep a daily journal of storyworthy moments. He refers to this exercise, carried out for five minutes a day, as “homework for life.” To overcome writer’s block, he counsels us to use a kind of spontaneous, automatic writing (which he refers to as “Crash and Burn”). He also proposes that we locate story possibilities using the workshop technique of describing our own experiences in terms of “First Last Best Worst.”

In his introductory chapter, Mr. Dicks promises us that “No matter who you are or what you do, storytelling can help you achieve your goals.” This is a rather overinflated claim. But professional and avocational storytellers will certainly profit from reading this book. And many lecturers, teachers, public speakers, and would-be raconteurs are also likely to benefit from this primer of clearly worded and eminently sensible advice.

*11A BOOKS READ AND REVIEWED
147 THINGS. CHAPMAN. ***1/2
1001 MOVIES YOU MUST SEE BEFORE YOU DIE. ****
ABOUT BETTY’S BOOB. CAZOT & ROCHELEAU. ***
ALICE FROM DREAM TO DREAM. MACAIONE & ADRAGNA. ***1/2
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 7. WORLDWIDE. ****
ANTIFRAGILE. TALEB. ****1/2
ARTIFICIAL PARADISE. COURRIER. ***1/2
AVENGERS. BACK TO BASICS. ***
BATGIRL & THE BIRDS OF PREY. FULL CIRCLE. ***
BATMAN & THE SIGNAL. ***1/2
BATWOMAN 2. WONDERLAND. ***1/2
BE PREPARED. BROSGOL. ***1/2
THE BEATLES–YELLOW SUBMARINE. MORRISON. ***1/2
THE BED OF PROCRUSTES. TALEB. ****
BLACK BETTY 1. MEET BETTY. ***1/2
BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA. THOMAS & MIGNOLA. ***1/2
BROKEN GLORY. SANDERS & VEITCH. ****
A BUBBLE. CASTREE. *****
CALEXIT. PIZZOLO. ****
CANINE CONFIDENTIAL. BEKOFF. ***1/2
COME AGAIN. POWELL. ***1/2
COYOTE DOGGIRL. HANAWALT. ****1/2
THE CURSE OF CHARLEY BUTTERS. WORTON. ****
DARKIES’ MOB. WAGNER & WESTERN. ****
DC COMICS: ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. ***
DC SUPERHERO GIRLS: OUT OF THE BOTTLE. ***
DEAD SPACE: LIBERATION. SHY & EDGINTON. ***
DELILAH DIRK & THE PILLARS OF HERCULES. CLIFF. ***1/2
DOPESICK. MACY. ****1/2
THE FAMILY (2002 ED.). SANDERS. ****
FOOD. HYMAN. ***
THE FOREVER WAR. HALDEMAN & MARUANO. ****
GARLANDIA. MATTOTTI & KRAMSKY. ****
GIANTS. VALDERRAMA. ***1/2
GOLDILOCKS & THE INFINITE BEARS. MCNAMEE. ****
HOME AFTER DARK. SMALL, ****1/2
HOW FASCISM WORKS. STANLEY. ****1/2
I WILL FIND YOU. KENDRA. ***1/2
THE JAMES BOND OMNIBUS 001. ***1/2
THE JAMES BOND OMNIBUS 002. ****
THE JAMES BOND OMNIBUS 004. ***
JENNY FINN. MIGNOLA. ****
JUGHEAD: THE HUNGER 1. **1/2
LOVE LETTERS TO JANE’S WORLD. BRADDOCK. **1/2
MAKING FRIENDS. GUDSNUCK. ***
MICHAEL CHABON’S THE ESCAPIST: PULSE-POUNDING THRILLS. ***1/2
MOON GIRL & DEVIL DINOSAUR: FANTASTIC 3. ***
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MODERN WISDOM NUMBER 241 NOVEMBER 2018

MODERN WISDOM: AMERICA’S ONLY HUMOR MAGAZINE
NUMBER 241
NOVEMBER 2018
Copyright 2018 Francis DiMenno
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CITIZEN RUANE
A MEMOIR IN THE FORM OF A MEDITATION
PART TWO OF FOUR

II A MEDITATION

You ask me how I became a madman. It happened thus: One day, long before many gods were born, I woke from a deep sleep and found all my masks were stolen,—the seven masks I have fashioned and worn in seven lives,—I ran maskless through the crowded streets shouting, ‘Thieves, thieves, the cursed thieves.’

Men and women laughed at me and some ran to their houses in fear of me. And when I reached the market place, a youth standing on a house-top cried, “He is a madman.”

I looked up to behold him; the sun kissed my own naked face for the first time. For the first time the sun kissed my own naked face and my soul was inflamed with love for the sun, and I wanted my masks no more. And as if in a trance I cried, “Blessed, blessed are the thieves who stole my masks.

Thus I became a madman.

And I have found both freedom of loneliness and the safety from being understood, for those who understand us enslave something in us.”
—Kahlil Gibran, “The Madman”

“He was a man of great complexity, of reckless, even dangerous extremes. His was a life touched by early tragedy, a setback which…led him…into other worlds with which he was unable to deal….”—Alexander Theroux, The Enigma of Al Capp

Some etymology: Roane/Ruane: Scots/Irish: “Red Seal”. More specifically: Another surname derived from “rua” meaning red. Originated in East County Galway. Galway East is characterized by rich farming plains. In parts of County Mayo the name has evolved into Ryan.

While what I am writing is basically a memoir, it is also shaping up to be a type of meditation on the meaning of Billy’s life and on the meaning of our lives in general. Billy was born the same year I was, and our mutual friend Nita Sembrowich has suggested that much of our cohort’s sadness at his having so suddenly died may have something to do with the perception that it is our own youth passing away along with him. A seemingly banal perception, perhaps, when looked at dispassionately; but a profound one as well, if one is directly affected by it.

Fifty-two is a good age to clean up your act. Medical science concurs. By about your fiftieth year, your sleep patterns change and your metabolism slows. Losing weight become more difficult. Cellular deterioration becomes progressively less reversible. You memory and strength begin to noticeably fade.

But judging from the pictures I’ve seen, and from the stories I’ve been hearing, Billy didn’t slow down at all.

I have written or tried to write about Billy before and have mostly failed. Perhaps while I lived I was lacking that sliver of ice in my heart that would have enabled me to regard him with dispassion. Unfortunately, tragically, he is not alive, and that sliver is ice is forming and it is growing. Growing, but by no means fully grown.

In 1982 I wrote a play between Gunslinger, in 1978, and PRNDL, in 1988. It was called “The Pleasure Bar” but it might as well have been called “Waiting For Billy”. In it, a group of characters in a mill town huddle during a blizzard on an icy winter evening in a bar so named. One of the characters tells stories of this “legendary” figure who is expected to arrive at any minute. Various stories are told of his myriad exploits. The “legend” in question never does arrive. Is he dead? AWOL? This is never revealed. The play was never produced.

Billy was never truly appreciated in his lifetime. In former times, Boston used to burn its witches. Nowadays it just ignores them. In former times, Boston was a citadel of American culture. Nowadays, it seems, its only culture is in its frozen yogurt, and that’s dead too.

You might say that Billy was in love with the limelight. Because he was afraid of the darkness.

You talk of Billy and you have to think back. Way back. The Eleusinian mysteries, sure. And also the Shakers. And all the God-mad prophets who spoke in garbled tongues. There’s was nothing particularly mystical in Billy’s mind set. But he was a mythic sort of guy. Yeah, I know, Aleister Crowley, every man and woman is a star. I’m not talking about that kind of nonsense. I’m talking Jungian archetypes. The Fool in the Tarot Deck. Later, the Hanged Man. Ultimately, the Tower.

Around 1980, at Aggisiz hall, in a building of many windows situated in the Radcliffe Quad, Billy’s father took me aside at an after party for a play that Billy had performed in. He sensed, perhaps, that I was totally adrift. He advised me that I could make my mark by interviewing and writing biographies of eminent businessmen for the prestige magazines. It was eminently sound and practical advice…which I resolutely ignored.

And yet, many years later, in some strange way, I am acting on it. Little did Ruane Sr. then realize that I would be writing about his own eldest son.

I think Billy’s tragedy, and his glory, was that he simply couldn’t not be himself. He did not wear the mask of JFK and the face of LBJ, as DeGaulle famously said of the United States at the flood-tide of its empire. He couldn’t put on a mask, an act. The Billy Routine? He could dim or brighten it like a rheostat but he couldn’t really switch it on and off like a light. In a sense, Billy was quintessentially American. After all, “The pure products of America,” as William Carlos Williams said in his 1923 poem “To Elsie”:

The pure products of America
go crazy–

It is only in isolate flecks that
something
is given off

It is this pureness, in particular, that was his triumph. And his tragedy. (I feel these words are ominous, for perhaps one could say as much about me.)

Some pertinent details. He was somewhat on the short side. Not stocky; not rail thin either. Of average build. Not as chubby as Truman Capote; not as wiry as Sean Penn. Somewhere in between. Seemingly frail, but physically strong. But what you sensed was his emotional fragility gave you the impression of a certain phantom frailty. Not entirely or even partially physical; almost spiritual. (But let’s not talk mumbo-jumbo here.)

I never knew him to get into a fight with anybody. I never heard of anybody actually cleaning his clock, though more than a few people have actually physically assaulted him, and many people were tempted to try. Men and women.

But Billy would assault people. That leaping for the face to plant a stubbly kiss. Like he was some old school Italian Don. You halfway expected him next to do a Don Corleone number and grab the loose skin of your cheeks between scabby fingers and murmur, ala Marlon Brando, in broken Sicilian. He certainly had a histrionic side.

Not surprising. He loved old movies. According to Pat McGrath, his favorite was Godard’s “Contempt”. But he had many favorites. I’d go with him to the Harvard- Epworth Church (or maybe he would drag me along) to see crazily obscure Samuel Fuller movies like The Steel Helmet, or Verboten! Or sometimes we’d go to the Brattle Theatre in Harvard Square to see a revival of some unfathomable foreign classic like Orpheus Descending. We also attended some German film festival at MIT where we saw films like Ali: Fear Eats the Soul and real obscurities like Jane Is Jane Forever (Jane Bliebt Jane) by Walter Bockmayer and Rolf Buhrmann.

John Carey: When you went to the movies you would be very likely to see Billy; but not for long. He noted down everything that was playing all over town on a particular evening and, with an encyclopedic knowledge of film, calculated which scene in each production was most worth seeing. And so he would pop up now here, now there, a dapper little figure brandishing a scribbled list, teleporting perhaps across the distances between.

What was it about Billy and movies, and later, vintage television shows? Did he live inside them? Did they make him forget himself for a while? I don’t know. Maybe the latter. At his Boston apartment he had a battered black and white television set that he might have rescued from a garbage can—I wouldn’t be surprised if the antenna was a coat hanger—and late at night, unable to sleep, he would watch old movies. I never saw him watch the thing otherwise. He loved the great films. Foreign, domestic, silent. But he also loved junk. He was inexplicably very enthusiastic about “Every Which Way But Loose”– in which Clint Eastwood plays opposite an Orangutan. (Then again, maybe he just really liked Clint Eastwood.)

He also liked, and cultivated, celluloid obscurities—the stuff that fell in between the cracks. His eventual booking agency HELLDORADO was allegedly named for one such old movie. Which, in turn, was named for a Las Vegas festival: “1935, and [as] the free-spending construction crews began moving on, business got slow fast. That year a showman named Clyde Zerby, with previous experience organizing festivals to bring tourism to small towns, pitched the idea here. The Las Vegas Elks Lodge sponsored it, named it Helldorado,”

He loved Mickey Spillane and old pulp crime novels. He also loved 19th century American literature. Emerson and Thoreau, to be sure, but also long-forgotten authors who had been literary sensations in their day. (Don’t ask me to name any. Even I don’t remember.)

He had impeccably eclectic taste. I still have his copies—underlined—of Forced Exposure Magazine. (I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he took some of his out-of-town booking cues from the reviews in that magazine.)

He was supportive of, and an enthusiastic fan and advocate of, any number of bands local to Boston and Cambridge. We all know this, if we know anything at all about him. For a person who was at all times on the cutting edge of hip (and even more on the cutting edge of “so-cornball-it’s-perversely-hip) he had a sentimental side. In particular, he loved the Salem 66 song “Across the Sea”. Listen to the lyrics some time. It is a sad and wonderful tune. I once saw him at T.T.’s as Salem 66 performed it, and he was utterly enraptured by it.

That accent of his—affected Brit or was it something else? His friend Dave McMahon says “Connecticut”. But was the accent something more? A key to his character? Something stemming from what was once the shadow of a calm inner essence once known but otherwise almost irretrievably lost?

Anywhere other than Cambridge he probably would have been locked up long before he actually was, in 1990. Cambridge, which should be known as the East Coast Capital of Crazy. Full of drug burn-outs, wrecked minds, broken souls. Homeless, down and out, street people. Crazed eccentrics abounded. People with colorful names. Brother Blue—entirely harmless, and wholly benign. And others, less so. The Yankee Doodle Man, who shrilly whistled the tune in question as he shambled down the street. There was also an elderly black man, a former MIT professor it was rumored, whom I would regularly see walking down the streets of Central Square forming imaginary equations with his fingers and mumbling. And then there was Karmu the Healer, “The Black Christ of Cambridge,” who is said to have “healed 20,000 people.”
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“He fed a lot of hippies and gave them a place to sleep. He would tell a girl he was beautiful and you would see a girl become beautiful right before your eyes.” –Bob McQuaid

This sounds an awful lot like a description of Billy.

And then there was Mr. Butch, also known as “The Rasta Wino.” Billy had quite a history with him. Who, but Billy, would have given Harold Madison III (the birth name of Mr. Butch) his own Saturday afternoon show at the Middle East Cafe, from 12 to 2pm? This cracked alternative programming reigned during 1989 and part of 1990. Every week, Butch would complain that he didn’t make enough money, even though we gave him two dollars for every person who paid to get in, and sometimes supplemented his salary from our own pockets. A few of these shows—not necessarily the best ones—were videotaped by street performer Tom Blue. For the most part, Mr. Butch would strum a few bizarre chords on a guitar he didn’t really know how to play, sing a few cracked songs, prance around in a mask and cape backed by “The Mystery Band” (aka Killdevil Blues) and spend the bulk of his set telling the filthiest jokes he knew, intermingled with anecdotes of his life on the street.

Not exactly guaranteed to get the critics from the Globe and the Herald out of their Saturday morning beds to come down and have a look.

The West coast equivalent of Cambridge was San Francisco. But I spent some time there in 1980, and also in 1987, and Billy Ruane was not a San Francisco kind of guy. In his more lucid moments, at least, he was too much of a skeptic to swallow any new age nostrums. And too much of a pragmatic liberal to give himself over wholeheartedly to utopian schemes.

Digression: I was in San Francisco the day John Lennon was shot. I was disconsolate. I saw people walking down Market Street, preoccupied with their Christmas shopping, smiling, even laughing, and thought, with mingled despair and rage, “You fools! Don’t you know what’s HAPPENED?”

I never felt that way again until almost 30 years later, on October 26, 2010 at about 9pm, which was when I first heard the news of Billy’s death, on Facebook, via Steve McDonough, someone I knew from the Middle East Cafe.

Billy was not a political crackpot. But he did have an abiding interest in geopolitics. Sometimes, in my lowest moments, I would think, I don’t care if the world caves in. I’m already living in a cave. But Billy cared about such things. Cared too much, maybe. His mind was too active and wide-ranging, his antennae too sensitive. He could not ignore the world and shut out the unpleasantness. He could not even put it off to one side, as it is said that well-adjusted, well-balanced people often can.

He did give me one great piece of political advice. Circa 1983, he and I attended a documentary film, “The Day After Trinity: Oppenheimer & the Atomic Bomb (1980). It might have been at Harvard’s Carpenter Center. Afterwards, I was very depressed. He could see this. He suggested that if I wanted to do something, then maybe I should get involved with the Boston chapter of Physicians for Social Responsibility. “Don’t feel sorry for yourself,” he said. “Do something about it. Do anything. But don’t mope.”

What influence did Billy have on the Boston music scene as a whole? Great.

What influence did the Boston music scene have on music as a whole? Not inconsiderable.

I only knew him well in the summer of his years. That would be from 1977 to 1999. I feel impelled to write about him in part because of the influence he had on the turns my own life took.

Before I met him I was mostly into folk music and conventional big-ticket acts such as the Beatles, Stones, Who, Kinks, Zombies, Animals—even the dreaded prog rock. Billy was heavily into jazz and avant-garde rock and also steered me in that direction.

College radio station DJs would frequently borrow his jazz and rock obscurities, which was why, eventually, he would put his name on his LPs. People had a tendency to “borrow” his records and never return them. (Confession: I still own one such record myself: Special View by The Only Ones.)

He loved jazz and esoterica and cocktail music and cheesy American songbook stuff and schlocky Americana in general and in particular, Herb Albert, and the whole corrupt Sinatra-Martin-David Jr. Hollywood showbiz crowd tickled him pink. Billy practically single-handedly geared the zeitgeist back towards what hipsters in March of 1987 were referring to as Grandpa Music. He called it “Ruane’s Mainstream”.

But Billy also introduced me to some great rock music. “Cloud 149” by Pere Ubu. The Spiral Scratch EP and “Orgasm Addict” by the Buzzcocks. “The Ramones Leave Home.” The Stranglers. The first album by the Clash, which he had purchased as a British import. He owned albums by Ornette Coleman, John Coltrane, Charles Mingus, Charlie Parker. The first time I heard “Birth of the Cool” by Miles Davis was in his Harvard Square apartment. A lot of the standard stuff, but also some overlooked obscurities. Both versions of Coltrane’s “Ascension,” to name just one example. Ornette Coleman’s “At the Golden Circle Stockholm,” both volumes, to name another. But he also owned albums by Tin Huey, The Bizarros, The Music Machine, and other outlandishly obscure and strange American punk and proto-punk bands. Owned them, and left them out, and not just for show, or for (reverse) snob appeal. He listened to them.

Most people only turn themselves up to 7, or, at the most, 9. Billy, I believe, started out at 10. He could ramp up to 16 or 17 and could ramp down to 12, occasionally at a moment’s notice. Often he could bring himself down to 8, or even 6. Then there were the debilitating, suicidal depressions. About which I do not care to speculate overmuch. Surely, when he slept he dialed himself down to one or two. And surely he must have slept. How many hours each night? I don’t know. But I believe he routinely lived his life at an intensity 25 per cent greater than average.

Perhaps that is why he died nearly 25 per cent sooner than the average. In the often-quoted words of Jack Kerouac, he was one of those people who burn burn burn. More importantly, like Kerouac, he was one of those people who lived for the people who burned. Not for Billy to mope around in public, bemoaning his fate. His depressions were mostly private. I saw him in a funk from time to time. Not often. But more than once. I knew the possibility existed that he was depressed. I had this confirmed by certain of his intimates (whose names I am not going to cite).

Many people who got to know him were put off by his use of the telephone. It was not unusual for him to call you at some outlandish hour like two in the morning. It was not like he just wanted to have a conversation. His phone calls would devolve into harangues. He would let you get a word in edgewise from time to time, but just enough to keep you on the line. And he never wanted to hang up. One of his tics (or tactics) when finally concluding a conversation was saying, “Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.” And waiting for you to hang up first.

How well did anyone really know him? (I know—how well does anybody ever really know anybody else? I’m way ahead of you.) I suppose you would have to be similar to him in certain ways to understand him. I am, or so I flatter myself. But I can’t say I really knew him. He was like grabbling a blob of quicksilver; hard to get a grip on, and possibly even toxic if you didn’t handle him with care. He was like a hummingbird whose wings beat so rapidly that he had to consume three times his weight to stay alive. He was a living uncertainty principle: The more you poked at him the less of him you actually saw.

Nobody, I believe, would have been unduly shocked had he died at age 65. But dying just before one’s 53rd birthday seems so…so 19th century, almost.

How did he manage to maintain his energy level? Other than the Vivarin, and whatever other substances he swallowed? By eating. Yes, he was quite the gourmand. Obscure, bizarre foods were his forte. Lionel Pauling, I am told, was at one time his medical doctor. I’ve seen Billy eat crazy stuff like raw lamb tongues and have heard that he also ate goat tripe. In general, common fare was not for him, though it would do in a pinch. I once saw him puke after eating a few vile ten-cent Saturday afternoon hot dogs at the bar Fathers Six in Harvard Square. This was probably in 1978. Nick Eberstadt and I were with him. Afterwards, we indulged in a common boyhood prank to punish him for his weakness. Outside, we sprinted away from him, climbed over a tall cyclone fence, and didn’t wait for him to catch up. In the slang of the day, we “ditched” him.

Strange (or not so strange) to say, some ten years later, ten cent hot dogs were on the menu again, this time at the Middle East Saturday afternoon blues jam. We both knew that blues musicians never had money for food. I think that Billy wanted to see to it that they at least had something in their stomachs before they got blind drunk on black-and-tans, even if that “something” happened to be the rendered remains of hog eyebrows, chicken feet, variety meats, soy byproducts, and other unmentionables.

Billy had a love of fine food and his tastes, as in everything else, were eclectic. At his riverside Boston Apartment near Newbury Street, I once saw him pour vodka into his hot and sour soup and drink it down with great relish.

About that riverside apartment. Billy lived there during much of the 1980s after his banishment from the Grolier Apartments, described elsewhere. (He might have been forgiven the transgression with the fire extinguisher, but he made matters far worse by slipping a bizarre apologia using pretentious British spellings into the doors of each and every resident of the building.) From the roof of this apartment, at least, I imagine that he could look westward and see Cambridge in all its cracked glory on the other side of the Charles. The apartment was ideally situated; very close, for instance, to one of his favorite bookstores (now defunct), The Avenue Victor Hugo. Also on that same street was Newbury Comics (still there) and other book and record stores. Berklee and the ICA were both within quick walking distance. And it was only two miles by foot from Harvard Square—about eight minutes by subway and less than eight minutes by cab—during those years (before he bought the notorious scooter)—his preferred mode of
transportation.

About cabs. Billy at one time went everywhere by cab, as though he were living in Manhattan. He paid for these rides by means of some mysterious scrip known as vouchers. I suppose his father paid one or more cab companies up front for this privilege. If so, it was a wise and judicious use of money. Perhaps it is needless to mention that Billy always tipped these cab drivers generously. Even when venturing far afield to places such as Belmont; even when the cab drivers, some of whom spoke little English, had trouble locating and delivering Billy to the places he wanted to go.

I don’t know who, if anyone, taught Billy how to drive. Don’t know if he had ever had a license for the scooter. But as far as I know, reckless as he was, he never got into a truly serious accident. Unlike his old friend Mr. Butch, who crashed his scooter and died on July 12, 2007.

A charming anecdote: ”One time, waiting in line at the License Commission in Cambridge, I caught a glimpse of Billy’s picture — taped up on the glass facing the clerk.”– Damon Krukowski

Billy had apparently been troubled by a charge of drunk driving sometime in 1988. I know few of the details, or what the eventual outcome was outcome. I do know, however, that he consulted a lawyer.

He was incredibly reckless on the scooter. If you were foolhardy enough to ride with him, you were either very brave or you had a subconscious or even a conscious death wish.

Billy was all about giving. He once gave me a ticket to see the Ventures at J. Swift’s in Harvard Square 1980. How can you forget a gift like that? But he didn’t want to be taken for a sucker. (Although, unfortunately, he often was.) He once saw in my possession the third Velvet Underground album; a record that had gone missing from his own collection. He asked me if I had borrowed it. I showed him the price tag inside the sleeve; I kept these; a habit of mine, if only to facilitate a profit upon resale. He borrowed the record from me and was very careful to return it to me, unharmed, with my name written on it in his own hand. I still own the record. (How could I sell it, after that?)

A composite picture of Billy at a show. I saw him at dozens of these. At The Underground, a former Laundromat in Kenmore Square, he danced himself into a terpsichorean frenzy ala Nijinsky sitting in a cave on the Austro-Hungarian border and greeting the liberating Soviet troops in 1945 with spectacular leaps and unrivalled grace in his last dance —well, maybe I wouldn’t go quite that far. To a trained eye, it might have seemed more like an ungainly white boy thrashing about. Perhaps he was drunk. Whatever his condition, he was utterly lost in himself and in the music. I heard that on a subsequent occasion, he crashed into a pillar or a post or some sort of immovable object, and gave himself a hernia.

In Cambridge Mass., circa 1979, while hanging out with some people I had known in College who had started up an organization called UFI (Unidentified Flying Idea), I first met a rather strange, elderly man. His revolutionary idea: Heroin addiction could be “cured”–by judicious use of hashish and massage. It was one the UFI people practiced by holding daily massage clinics, in which same-sex massage were de rigueur. They also spoke frequently of the strange “lenticular cloud formations”–ones recognized by the National Weather Service but assigned no particularly arcane significance. Except for their predilection for gobbling LSD like candy, they were a fairly benign bunch. The Cambridge City Council even invited them to give a presentation regarding the work they were doing. As I mentioned, every now and again a strange, shuffling, bearded old man would drop by. The UFI folks accorded him enormous respect. It wasn’t long before I learned that he was, in fact, a man I had met before. Harold Doc” Humes.

Of course, Billy knew who he was. Billy knew who everybody was. It was Billy who first introduced me to him.

For six years after graduating from college I led what might charitably be called a peripatetic life. The slogan “See America First,” the pre-hippie public services announcement on ubiquitous television, had commanded, and duly indoctrinated me. So I did.

I didn’t find myself. I didn’t lose myself either, but I was already lost. I just about hit rock bottom in the summer of 1985. Billy was one of the people who, howsoever inadvertently, helped me find myself. It was his inviting me to a party at Wayne Podworny’s Store 54 that enabled me to meet Timothy Maxwell. Writing every month for publication in the Noise gave my life some purpose. I do not overstate the case; I do not know what would have become of me had I not found some sense of purpose in my life. I was 28. It was late, but not too late.

Billy was a great networker, well before that term was widely used.

He introduced me to people like Harry O., a skateboard punk who used to hang out near the Harvard Square subway entrance.

He also introduced me to people who would later have varying influences on my life.

Mr. Butch, whose Middle East Saturday afternoon show I hosted for several months.

Tom Blue, the Cambridge-based videographer who hooked me up with a videographer gig at the ME and a 15-year affiliation with Cambridge Community Access Television.

Dave McMahon, the avant-garde pianist and figure on the New York no wave scene.

Timothy Maxwell. Jimmy Ryan. Wayne Podworny at Store 54.

In 1985 he basically reintroduced me to Joey Harvard nee Incagnoli. What are you doing these days? I asked him. Joey: “Jack of all trades and master of none.”

To the Mystery Girls.

To Corey Loog Brennan and Kate Tews, at a party given by the Amorys in one of the high-rent districts of Boston.

Later, Eric Doberman nee Motte. Mike Higgins. Andrew Lypps. All three soundmen at the Middle East. Chris Rich, later to take over his booking chores when Billy was committed in 1990. Dave Sheehan and Martin Doyle, Rich’s successors.

The list goes on and on.

Lastly, Greg DeVore, the son of Irwin DeVore, a professor of anthropology at Harvard.

Greg DeVore sounds like Greg Devour, but I swear I’m not making this up. “The Lizard King,” as my friend John Price Carey called him at an infamous Harvard Advocate party.

Andrew Morvay: I recall a couple of visits by Greg DeVore to [our apartment at] 494 [Mass.Ave.] (whose very name seemed to evoke awe, fear and trembling) with Billy. They seemed to have a special bond.

Greg died sometime in the mid-1990s. He had cleaned himself up several years before, and had suffered relapses on a few occasions. Ultimately, a life a wretched excess had eventually taken its toll. He couldn’t have been much over 40. Liver failure, it should have been. I think he might have sampled virtually every substance known. I tried some ether proffered by Greg one ill-advised evening, for the first and last time. I had a headache for three weeks afterwards. It hardly seemed to faze him at all. Greg cleaned up his act, circa 1988. At least, for a while. He seemed to be following the twelve steps. He made amends to me, AA style. I did have to remind him that one time he collapsed on my bed, pissed himself, and ruined the mattress.

Greg actually died when he fell in the bathroom and hit his head.

Billy spoke at Greg’s memorial.

In certain respects Greg was Billy’s dark spirit; his shadow, or at least that’s how I think of him. The eminence grise to Billy’s garishly lit Shamanic antics. There were two angels standing on Greg’s shoulders. One was actually a devil, and the other was a truly ferocious devil. There was certainly something feral about Greg. A friend of his told me that Greg Devore lived in the Kalihari Desert in Africa “among baboons and a tribe of Bushmen from the ages of 2 to 4 and the ages of 5 to 7.” Greg told this friend that he and his father “were with the tribal celebration Cooking Ceremonial” and Greg did something forbidden and his father hit him. This blow apparently scarred him, psychically, in a way that is difficult to explicate. “His family,” says this informant, “was like something out of a Long Day’s Journey Into Night.” When Greg was about five years old, he would “hunt cats and dogs in the neighborhood and bring them back to his house, all while running around dressed in loincloths.” He got a whipping and was told that henceforth “he was not to kill the neighborhood cats.”

Like Billy, Greg DeVore had a low tolerance for the strictly maudlin. At an infamous August 1981 Harvard Advocate party I made the ill-advised decision to play a slow number and chose a Smokey Robinson song. “Choosey Beggar” I think it was. “Turn that shit off,” snapped Greg, looking and sounding for all the world like the demonic Judge Holden in Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian. Why, I asked him. “It’s self-pitying horseshit, that’s why.”

Greg was also what Claude Brown of Manchild in the Promised Land would have called a boss thief. At Pinocchio’s Pizzeria in Harvard Square I saw him steal a foot long meatball sub right out from under the nose of the counterman. Other folks have told me that he could steal booze from package stores and never get caught. He could burglarize cars and even homes, and, if apprehended, would always spin a tale plausible enough to ensure that the police were never called.

Billy probably first met Greg circa 1973, though I have been not been able to pin down the exact year. Was Greg a baleful influence on Billy? I am inclined to say yes. How could he not be? But I have been reminded that Greg was a baleful influence on nearly everybody. Myself included.

And you also have to consider this fact: Billy seldom did things against his will. Would Billy’s life have been very different had he never met Greg DeVore? It is hard to be sure, but the answer is probably no. Billy, to some degree or other, was indestructibly Pure.

Oh, I know this is going to sound like a lot of nonsense to people who didn’t know him. I’m not going to indulge in histrionic speculations about some halo or white aura which emanated from the physical corpus of Enlightened Master Ruane. But there was…something. I practiced Kundalini Yoga for a brief spell, and in a trance state, one could deceive oneself into thinking that one saw certain…auras.

When I say Pure, I don’t mean pure in the sense of maculate, unspotted. I mean pure in the sense of purely himself. An indomitable spirit, if you will.

I don’t have much truck with AA-inspired pseudo-psychoanalytic jargon, but Greg was an enabler, all right. In mostly a destructive sense. And so was Billy Ruane. But mostly in a constructive sense.

But Billy, I am beginning to realize, was ultimately best defined by his anger.

Pat McGrath: Billy needed anger really badly. Because he was really traumatized. And anger was the only emotion strong enough to cover everything up. The people that he was shittiest to, invariably, were the people he knew loved him the most. ‘Cause he thought that they could endure that barrage. The abuse that he could heap on. Billy’s mother killed herself in front of him. And Billy was really bright. He knew that he had diminished capacity. I think he mourned his confidence and the ability that he knew he didn’t have. He was so smart that he knew he wasn’t like the other boys. I think that’s what fueled the bad Billy, and good Billy was just good Billy. He needed to go bad, because he needed to be angry, he needed to tilt at windmills, he needed all of that. It was hard for him, because he had no real problems – in the external world. He was fully taken care of. He would do things like, he lived in a not-so-nice place and four blocks away he’s got a three-thousand-square-foot penthouse. Just beautiful. That he picked out.

As for me, personally? Whatever little I gave to Billy, he gave back more. Way way more.

There are many tales of his generosity. One anonymous account is interesting:

I am a longstanding “never was” in the Boston Music scene. I spent many years playing around town with no kind of recognition anywhere. I was standing in line at my bank in Cambridge one afternoon and Billy Ruane approached me. I knew who he was and was shocked to find out he knew who I was. He asked me how I was doing and how my band was—when I replied we were close to breaking up after 5 years of playing once or twice a week to enormous indifference he insisted that we keep playing, how much he loved us and how people thought we were really something special . He offered to book us at a few rooms where he had relationships with the owners, and insisted we couldn’t stop playing because he felt we had so much to offer. To make a long story short we ended up playing for a few more years…it didn’t really amount to anything, but Billy literally forced us, through the strength of his interest, to keep on playing! I am now living in the ‘burbs, with a wife and kids, still playing and I think about Billy once in a while.

When I heard the sad news of his passing it really made me think about a guy who would approach a stranger to tell him how he appreciated his music and to not quit! An enormously special guy.

Then there’s the flip side: An enormously special guy he was. But he sometimes angered me. At other times, among people he knew well, he could put on a certain air of infuriating hauteur—of aristocratic disdain. I do not believe that this was merely assumed. I detected a certain amount of pride, of snobbishness about him. Part of an aristocratic heritage. Like I said, he was sort of a Gatsby in reverse.

There are many local songs that remind me of him:

“Dot on the Map” by Volcano Suns.

“100,000 Fireflies” and “Railroad Boy” and “Lovers from the Moon” by Magnetic Fields.

(Listen to the lyrics of the latter of the three. You will be shocked. They describe him to the letter.)

“Criminal Child” by Uzi.

“Tugboat” by Galaxie 500.

“Red and Grey” by The Neats. (One of his favorite songs.)

Billy was an early and enthusiastic champion of countless bands, and not just local ones. An incomplete roster of out-of-town bands which he brought to the region—many here for the first time–to play at the Middle East includes Beat Happening, 11th Dream Day, Jack O’Nuts, and far too many others to mention.

Chris Rich: Billy was here to point things out. He was the purest advocate ever seen. I worked the formal institutional side of advocacy for my philosophical reasons and he worked the freewheeling side for his. We respected each other’s methods. I worked to be the least visible as he easily became the most. 20th century art and music in all its daunting intricacy was for Billy to find and extol to the sky like some avid beach child roaming all over the strand to find tide carried things and rush back to the group to share the find. He was the best town crier and witness the avant-garde ever had.

Billy didn’t seem to care too much about stand-up comedy. Plays, yes. Movies, yes. Surely he admired the classic silent film clowns like Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton. There was something a bit Chaplinesque about Billy, too, now that I think of it. There was also a bit of Harpo Marx in his temperament. A sort of angelic impishness. Billy might not have been wholly out of place in a Marx Brothers film, and it seems that from time to time that he would create and then inject himself into some strangely Marx-like scenarios.

Nita Sembrowich: Those who knew Billy as a child speak of his uncanny intelligence and precocity, which must have been an early manifestation of his bipolar condition. Due in part to his small frame, even as an adult he still gave to some extent the impression of a precocious, uncanny child. His mind had a peculiar, paradoxical quality; there was the sense of a flashing, expansive intellect trapped by and struggling to express itself through limiting, imperfect vehicles: ordinary human language, which moved far more slowly than his racing thoughts, further accelerated by NoDoz, and his own wayward brain, presumably the source of those thoughts. Of course he was angry and frustrated. The gifts and the deficits came as a package. He had the terrifying, distorted brilliance of an imploding star. He knew also, I’m sure, that people were too-often inclined to dismiss him as ridiculous. Maybe that’s why he forgave those who respected him enough to consider him impossible. His neediness and insecurity made him exquisitely sensitive to trends. He was the scenester par excellence, surfing precariously on the ever-breaking, ever dissolving crest of THIS IS IT.

III
AN ACCOUNTING

“Only connect! That was the whole of her sermon. Only connect the prose and the passion, and both will be exalted, and human love will be seen at its height. Live in fragments no longer. Only connect, and the beast and the monk, robbed of the isolation that is life to either, will die.”—E.M. Forster.

“Children have more need of models than of critics.” –Joseph Joubert

I want a drink, and here’s a twenty
And bring my change in dimes
There’s a song on the jukebox
I want to hear a thousand times
It used to be our love song
We played it here before
So let’s be sure it’s playing
When she walks through that door
You see, I had her but then I lost her
But I got one more chance tonight
And if she hears it playing
Maybe things will turn out right
So waitress, take a handful
I’ve just got to hear that song
And I’ll wait here for my baby
If it takes me all night long

—David Wills, “There’s a Song on the Jukebox”

Chris Rich: He claimed to be descended from Chicago bootleggers and his dad served in World War Two, got a GI Bill education and obtained a seat on the Exchange at Wall St. His classmate was Warren Buffett, Billy’s honorary uncle. His father became one of the legendary old guys, value investors of the highest quality. I learned less about his mom but sensed she was the one who imparted his depth. She left him with some guidelines for life, but marital despair, and whatever else, led her to a walk into Long Island Sound when he was in his [late] teens.

1964
The ubiquity of the Beatles back in 1964 was almost enough to make a freethinker and nonconformist like Billy grow to hate them. Why fawn over these four British fops when there was plenty of other music on the radio? Calypso such as “Yellow Bird”. Movie themes, such as “Never on Sunday”. Exotica. Plus all the American songbook singers, from Sinatra and Tony Bennett on down. No, even a six year old could figure out that rock and roll was a pretty unsubtle form of musical expression when so contrasted. No real melody, except in the crude ballads; no real sense of musical proportion, subsumed as it was beneath the monstrous, bludgeoning beat. As for rhythmic subtlety, compared to jazz drumming, rock and roll had virtually none.

1966: Other than the Church–and perhaps even there–the only aesthetics were the aesthetics of Moloch. “They’re Coming to Take Me Away (Ha Ha)” was the song that, in the late summer of 1966, was all the rage. Other contemporary songs on the jukebox would be Herman and the Hermits’ “I’m Henry the Eighth I Am,” an insipid and odious bit of music hall whimsy for those who were too old to appreciate the Beatles, and “Winchester Cathedral,” a novelty tune by the New Vaudeville Band, and their name says it all. The other songs would be blowsy big band standards and Sinatra and Tony Bennett and Bobby Darin and Perry Como and Dean Martin moaning about “Strangers in the Night”; and the whole atmosphere of adult interactions seemed to a nine-year-old grim and dank and smoky and the ambiance was of ill-lit and ill-fated and potentially fatal assignations.

It seemed as though the old folks in the middle nineteen-sixties treated sex, not like a sacrament or a pastime but like a sordid and dirty business transaction. Unlike the nascent Hippies on the West Coast, they weren’t looking for a secret land of bliss where they could carve out some kind of modern-day Sleepy Hollow and enjoy the stolen fruits of a sexual cornucopia. Instead, they were seeking an unspeakable fantasy–Shirley Temple’s face on Jayne Mansfield’s body.

And yet….

1967: Billy’s cousin discussing going to Uncle Billy’s house at age 12—he ran back to the pool on a 90-degree day only to discover young Billy, aged 10, dressed in a suit and reading Russian literature.—Timothy Maxwell

BILLY AT EXETER.
Even in high school, Billy was what an earlier age would have called a bohemian.

Prior to the Cambridge School, he was enrolled in Exeter, where he met the son of a senator and the son of a man instrumental in founding the OSS. Spooks and pols. Much later these connections would prove significant, though not in a way that one might suspect.

A longtime friend of his, Tim Moynihan, has sent the following account:

Circa 1972:
You know the vomit-at-will scene?

A good one.

Billy could vomit at will.

When introducing him I’d always mention that.

Any time the introducee noted it,

he’d say yup, and vomit a bit, splattering his shoes.

Maybe why he grew to avoid me in public

I major popped Vivarin in high school.

Learned that too much made me sleepy.

Q: Was it you, or Nick Eberstadt, who said that the closest thing he had ever met to a truly good person was Billy Ruane? Were those the exact words? I was very much taken with the opinion at the time….

I never said any such words about Billy Ruane.

Don’t think I ever came close to that thought.

Thus, natch, got no idea of any exact words.

I have heard this question before.

No doubt, little doubt, from you.

But I really doubt that Eberstadt said it either.

I remember Eberstadt disliking and distrusting Billy.

Perhaps he was testing the irony thing.

Was Billy a truly good person?

Not a truly awful person…perhaps.

I don’t have any interest in music.

I hate being forced to dance.

We had little in common.

Richard Smoley said it!

I remember in detail!

Well, yeah I met Billy at Exeter.

We both dressed like bums with neckties.

He took to me in a rather alarming way,

wanting to spend as much time with me

as he possibly could.

He was like a groupie.

I just ain’t groupie friendly.

When I got up at 6:30 every morning,

after maybe two or three hours of sleep,

I’d find him sleeping across my doorstep.

I was going to the fucking shower,

and did not want witnesses.

He never took the hint.

The hint like Don’t be here in the morning!

Still, there he was, every morning.

I was certainly uncomfortable.

Did he want me to fuck him?

Yuk.

Did he want to fuck me?

Double plus yuk.

Estragon to my Vladimir.

He was in a play in high school

with a huge prop top hat.

He wore it around all the time,

‘til they took it away forcibly.

He was very fond of a giant prop top hat.

In high school. They didn’t let him keep it.

Did he still have the Wapati mounted head?

Were the strings still working?

A lot of the campus of Exeter Fancy Ass High School

is little mimics of Harvard, with some later nods to Yale.

Billy was in an ivied barn in the large southern ring of

ivied barns. Just like Harvard Yard!

North of this appended yard is the core, oldest part.

The classroom buildings and the older dorms.

Very quaint. Lots of ivy. Ancient quads.

(I lived my whole time there north of that old batch o’ quads.

Across the highway, impinging on an ancient decrepit graveyard.

Modern dorms. I saw up close idiot architecture meets idiot engineering.

Just sharing.)

Billy was at Exeter for less than a year.

He was very noticable. Got the boot hard.

He would play Captain Beefheart

at full volume at 2 or 3 AM.

He was not exactly popular.

Blew off most classes.

He devised many ways of escaping from his

fourth floor dorm box. (He kept it both empty and messy.)

I suspect that he sometimes climbed down the vines,

at considerable risk of his life.

Mostly he snuck out down the stairs.

There was a strict(ish) curfew,

and he pissed in its face.

I always knew Vladimir would outlive Estragon.

But I thought Vladimir would be sadder.

1975, or 1976, the first Billy Ruane song: Mine!

Really!

You done sung it y’rself: Jesus Helmholtz

Melvin [,] 68 Profane [,] Gucci Gucci Sambo [,]

Melvin M. Ruane! ‘Twas a negotiation.

He asked me to rename him, and I

insisted first on having a tune. —M.

BILLY AT THE CAMBRIDGE SCHOOL
Circa 1973.
Shortly after the wake I drove about 30 miles to interview a friend of Billy’s, who knew him at the Cambridge School.

In the friend’s apartment, I opened up a book of his. The random passage I selected read as follows: “A nose which was red and swollen on the end is a sign of an enlarged heart and an overburdened circulatory system”

Dave:
In regards to etiquette—Billy had manners but chose not to use them.

In regards to body odor. Billy did not like to take a bath.

He lived for about two years on Mission Hill with a girl named Karen.

When he was with Karen he was normal all the time.

There’s some spooky shit right there.

I was 19 when I met Greg Devore. 1974. Billy and Greg were only
two years behind me at the Cambridge School. My mother taught a class there with Greg and Billy. I asked her if that wasn’t the craziest class she ever taught. She said that it was the best class that she ever taught.

Billy was all about listening to jazz, talking about jazz, and going to shows.

Linus Pauling would prescribe vitamins to Billy. Ones found in their food sources. Chicken livers, avocados, oranges, carrot juice.

1974-5. Billy’s father told him he had to go to two psychiatrists a
week, and if he missed one appointment his father wouldn’t pay the
rent.

His mother was crazy as a loon, drunk and drugged. At a gathering of some of Billy’s friends, his mother offered around Seconal and Jack Daniels” as though these were party favors. She passed out with her dress pulled up over her head. She was an unhappy lady [who had divorced Billy’s father several years ago because he wasn’t making enough money]…she took an overdose…they say Billy and his sister watched.

First time I ever met Billy the school was half boarding and half day school, half male and half female…[very] diverse…rich, middle, lower class, over, middle and underachievers—native Americans and inner city kids. The reason a lot of people got sent there is they got kicked out of other schools. But famous people went there. Billy had a pronounced Connecticut accent. Billy was into art, dance, theatre, music. The Cambridge School had a good math, science and English department—no phys ed to speak of except a rag-tag soccer team…and dancer chicks.

People [there] were tripping [at the time]…Billy was right in the
middle of a [school full of] acidheads…but he probably never took
[acid] himself.

He was really bookish—writing and writing—he had a killer jazz
collection with people like Eric Dolphy…

I don’t remember him drinking that much until he moved to his
apartment in Harvard Square.

Dorothy Straight—she knew him over the longest period of time…from the time he was at the Cambridge School right up until the end. She was in communication with him.

When I came back from New York age 26—Billy pushed me into an
Eventworks thing 1981-2…just may have been about my last major public performance and it was a disaster—my father dumped some coke onto the keyboard and it really fucked me up…the performance never coalesced…it was a 12 piece no wave/modern classical piece. The bill was Dave McMahon, Birdsongs of the Mesozoic, Red, and Martha Sweatsacks.

Billy attracted strange people. He and I hung out with a guy named James Fish: ca. 1985. He was an Acid dealer who slept under leaves in the Jamaica Plain Arboretum and buried his money and acid there, as well as his bicycles and guitars. Under piles of leaves.

Billy took 20-40 Vivarin, sometimes in a single day.

Billy never drank soda; Greg did all the time.

Billy was sometimes very depressed—suicidally so–all the time—he was sort of never really happy—faking happiness.

If you were really his friend, then he did not owe you anything and
you didn’t owe him anything.

In 10th grade I tried to re-live “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”. Billy was also fond of that book.

Greg wasn’t all bad. I called Billy in the Back Bay with a phone card—Greg Devore was there; Greg got me into detox with his Cambridge address. Greg got me sober and nobody else would have done it for me—but, on day two, he got into the detox and throws Xanax and pot and nips into a drawer [in my room]—he has a lit joint in his mouth—I chased him out—later after getting out I found the Xanax in my suitcase and fell off the wagon.

Billy went in to the pharmacist and got me a prescription for Xanax—a stronger sort of valium—a muscle relaxant—hugely abusive—tanazopam is still abused today—one of the most abused drugs in the world: XTC (MDMA), meth, and tanazopam.

Greg DeVore and Billy were both addicted to caffeine pills…they can
make your pancreas explode—it is also so hard on your stomach—he
started taking ‘em at age 11 when he found the pharmacist would give them to him without question.

Billy always contended that NoDoz does nothing compared to Vivarin.

Vivarin had an added ingredient–Phenactin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenacetin

(Digression: Was this the same as stimucin? I found no online sources to suggest as much. This may or may not be an urban legend.)

BILLY AT HARVARD

Billy didn’t need to write a novel. Billy’s life was his novel. He needed someone close to him to write it down. All of it. But who could stand to be with him all the time? I’ll tell you this right now: I’m not up for it. This is a warning: What I write is not definitive.

A coincidence is just a cosmic form of irony. That’s the only way I can explain how it was I came to meet and get to know Billy Ruane. The odds against such an encounter were staggering.

(But the odds against nearly all our life-changing events surely are. Mysticism will have little place in this memoir, except when we speak of holy fools, of shamanic rituals, and even –dare we mention it?–of blood sacrifices.)

I was born and raised in Pittsburgh. Reared in slums and housing projects. Left for eight months to fester in a boy’s home. Brought up by relatives. I was largely on my own from age sixteen.

I am terse. Because I was angry about these things. I still am. I fear I always shall be, to some extent. Juvenal has said: Nil habet infelix paupertas durius in se, quam quod ridiculos homines facit. (“Of all the Griefs that harrass the Distrest/ Sure the most bitter is a scornful Jest.) And: Haut facile emergunt quorum virtutibus opstat res angusta domi. (“Slow rises worth, by poverty deprest.”) Both are Samuel Johnson’s translations, in his “London”. (It is a useful poem to read if one wishes to understand Boston as well.)

But I got a scholarship to a boarding school in Rhode Island. That saved me. And a need-based scholarship to Harvard, in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and that very nearly ruined me.

Billy had a lot of anger in him as well. Unlike me, however, he seldom felt the need to repress or hide what he felt. That turned a lot of people off. Including Erna, my girlfriend at the time, who told me “You and your friends were always trying to get me to go places with Billy and I didn’t want to and you always insisted.” (Why do angry young men so often do this to the women they love?)

“Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.”—Lou Reed

Chris Brokaw claims that this was one of Billy’s favorite lyrics. If so, it seems particularly apt.

There was no filter with Billy. Late 70s Harvard was all about chilling out. Billy wasn’t having any. Billy wasn’t built that way.

Humorist Artemus Ward said of George Washington that “He never slopp’d over.” Billy was the anti-Washington. He nearly always “slopp’d over”.

In his recent book At Home, Bill Bryson describes a man assigned to head up a nineteenth century parsonage as a man who is very fortunate indeed, particularly if he is a man of an intellectual bent, for he had adequate time, income and leisure to follow his avocations. A boarding school in the latter part of the twentieth century was not very different. Boarding school was hard work. But it was also a sanctuary in which one could, if one chose to, cultivate one’s own intellectual garden.

Why do boys get sent to boarding schools? “Go away son, you bother me.” That about explains it. Boarding schools were (and to some extent still are) a warehouse for the unruly sons of the ruling elite. Also: They are (and were) training grounds for elite etiquette.

It was also a form of exile (of a kind) from NYC (which might very well have eaten him alive).

Billy used Vivarin, from one account from age 11. I don’t know when he started to drink but I assume it was well before the legal age in Massachusetts, which was then 18.

He never had much to do with pot. I’ve seen him take a reefer when proffered—it was ubiquitous in that era—but he always passed it along to the next person. He was no pothead, that’s for sure.

And he wasn’t into hallucinogens at all. At least, not as far as I know.

Another thing I was trying to figure out is whether Billy ever used coke? Or heroin, after the one time I actually saw him try it, in 1985.

As for Cocaine? Not his bag. It didn’t agree with him. If he were ever into it at all, even briefly, I never saw it. Besides, it was so…vulgar. Insufflating this horrible hospital-smelling powder up one’s snot-garage. It vaguely reminded one of sickness and people dying and death. You never saw bright-eyed and healthy-minded people using it, and if they did, they didn’t stay that way for long. Lady Cocaine had a talent for dragging them down to her level. It was all right to flirt, but a full-fledged relationship was bound to end poorly. Besides—cocaine on top of everything else that Billy was all about would have been an insult to sense and decency. Like throwing nitroglycerine onto a bonfire.

Coffee was another matter.

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. ~The Women’s Petition Against Coffee, 1674

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. –Honore de Balzac, “The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee”

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when NOT drunk. ~Alphonse Allais

Sometimes Billy was so hyper that he reminded me of a line from Lenny Bruce’s classic bit, “The Palladium”: “Some of these boys come here and do their shows…and they’re not very f-funny…But you…YOU have a knack for making people vicious!”

Billy also had “a knack for making people vicious”. Viz:

Gerard Cosloy: I had nowhere to crash [in NYC] that night and Billy assured me his father was a member of the Harvard Club and we’d find some shelter in that opulent setting. No dice. Apparently, there was a picture of Billy next to the front desk with instructions saying something to the effect of “Do not let this man in.”

But he also stuck up for the underdog.

Andrew Lypps: Billy gave me my first paying live sound gig when I got to Boston in 1990. Turns out it was a West Virginian Neo-Nazi band at Green Street Station, and I was the only sound guy who’d do it… 😉

Very soon after that, Billy gave Andrew a coveted job as one of the three official soundpersons at the Middle East Cafe. (I also did sound, but pro bono, so to speak. At one time or other, for some shows I was the one who was doing sound, and shooting video, and collecting money at the door, and introducing the acts, and feeding and watering the talent, and serving as a bouncer as needed, and settling any other of the many beefs, squabbles, misunderstandings and minor emergencies that took place during Saturday afternoon blues jams and open mikes.)

For the first half of the 1980s, other than my roommates, Billy was one of my few Boston-area friends.

Billy’s father would have liked Billy to go into the family business. But it never happened. You did not look at Billy and think, “Businessman”. And he was extraordinarily poor at it. His initial forays into booking were disasters. I have heard this from several sources. One example of an early booking foray: Andrew Morvay tells me ca. 1983 Billy promoted Human Switchboard at the Channel and lost 500 dollars—a not inconsiderable sum in the early 1980s. It would be like about 2000 dollars now.

For his part, Billy himself it seems never wanted anything to do with the business world, which requires at a minimum, persistence, as well as a specialized acumen in financial matters, which he seemed to have little interest in. There is, perhaps, also the matter of business decorum. Can anyone who knew him imagine Mr. William Ruane Jr. dressed in a neatly pressed suit and power tie exchanging dry quips about politicians and sports figures while getting restrainedly well-lubricated at the 19th hole? I imagine that, if he made a supreme effort, he could have briefly tortured himself into that role. Particularly if it were in the context of a play or a stage performance. Billy, as I have mentioned, was a fine character actor. But day after day the role—and it would decidedly have been a role—would have proven oppressive. Inside of three years I would bet he would have had an ulcer. Or maybe something even more damaging. Damaging to his soul, psychically eating at him from within.

It’s not as though he couldn’t play a role. But it had to be a role of his own choosing.

For many years he worked at the reception desk of the Harry Elkins Widener Memorial Room (not the rare book room, as some have erroneously reported) at Harvard’s Widener Library. His was the first face seen by those with a love of antiquarian volumes. (The HEW room had a Gutenberg Bible.)

Andrew Morvay: He worked in the Harry Elkins Widener Memorial room, in the center of

Widener, a dark wood paneled room, like an old gents club, with the portrait of Harry on the wall. The room is not Houghton, the Harvard rare book library. But it housed Harry’s personal collection of rare books including the famous Gutenberg bible. (Harry was on a book buying trip to Europe when he went down on the Titanic.) There are all kinds of stipulations for the room that went with the bequest to build the library, including the fresh flowers every day. It was a 35 or 40 hour per week position which he split with another person, whom I never met.

Knowing Harvard’s employment policy from the inside, he was likely an employee at will,

essentially a temp, with no job security, no paid holidays—in fact, no benefits of any kind save a not unduly onerous job and a reasonable but my no means extravagant hourly wage. It was by all means easier than working in a restaurant, which he also did when still a teenager. In fact, it was something of a sinecure. One friend of mine has remarked that there was humor to be found in the fact that he was the face of Harvard’s rare book room. He was like an antiquarian book himself, in certain respects—somewhat fragile, practically unique, priceless to people of a certain temperament and elusive and incomprehensible to the unlettered and unlearned.

Billy’s father wanted him to go to graduate school and take a degree in library science, presumably so he could get a professional-level job in some library or other. Say whatever else you will about him, but the old man was no fool. Had Billy actually taken a professional library job, he would have been a more-than-adequate reference librarian, given his wide and eclectic range of interests and his fabulously retentive memory. Billy would probably have been an even better collection development librarian, particularly for an institution looking to build a comprehensive collection of twentieth-century music or motion pictures. He would certainly have been an enthusiastic and effective reader’s advisory librarian, given his wide-ranging knowledge of and interest in literature of all types.

But the library world is a comparatively sedate one, and acting out is considered a problem, and is not encouraged. Whether Billy would have had the patience to endure the drudgery of cataloging, bibliographic instruction, or business and government reference, is an open question. (Library school was good advice. For me, at least. I did it and was never sorry. )

Billy himself seemed to lack the ability to write fiction, He showed me a page he had written one time. It wasn’t really fiction; nor was it poetry. It was essentially a list. A disjointed list of seemingly random words—all assonance, ala Joyce, but no through-line or plot. A would-be sycophant of his who was also in the room also read it and proclaimed it “brilliant”. I should have asked Billy if I could keep it. It would now be a most valuable artifact. (Besides, first impressions can be deceiving.)

Billy might have become a writer. I see an essayist or a critic of some sort. He had the intelligence, the critical acuity, the imagination. And most of all, the memory.

But he didn’t have the sheer drive to sit down in front of a keyboard and so the work on a consistent basis. Long-form wasn’t his strong suit. He wasn’t built for the grueling long haul—mentally, physically, or emotionally. Furthermore, clear and concise writing demands that one reign in one’s frenzied associative leaps and that one provide connective tissue between the spontaneous and out-of-context thoughts, that one provide the reader a beginning, a middle and an end, and proceed in a fashion that shows evidence of some sort of consistently applied logic, howsoever intuitive or thematic or even symbolic. In other words, long-form writing demands SANITY. That…well, you know.

Or maybe Billy saw writing as the mug’s game it all too often seems to be. You sweat blood for days, weeks, months, maybe even years–and the end product is read in a matter of minutes and hours. Then put aside, and, in nearly all cases, forgotten.

First thought, best thought. That was the dictum of Ezra Pound and his acolytes, the Beats.

Billy’s thoughts were racing, constantly racing. But he didn’t have the patience for exacting and sometimes excruciating revisions. Indeed, he himself said as much in one of his email correspondences with QV.

But good writing demands revision. Saul Bellow revised some of his sentences ten times. And good writing takes patience. Most of all, good writing takes detached observation. But Billy was seldom content to watch a room; he always seemed to want to act upon it in some way. Billy was not really a pure observer. He had to go into any situation like a rogue molecule and act upon the situation, upon every interaction that he could.

I also almost never saw Billy in repose but at some point or another—maybe lying in bed, unable to sleep—he surely must have read. A lot.

You wouldn’t have to talk with him long to realize that he had a quick, retentive mind. I can’t imagine that he forgot very much. That, of course, can be a curse as much as a blessing. Perhaps the booze served to soak up some of the less desirable recollections.

He also possessed a vastly counterintuitive sense of good taste.

A cynical side too. He did not suffer pretentious fools gladly. Nor liars.

He also had a certain compulsion to put things into what he considered to be some kind of order.

Diane Bergamasco: [I remember] Billy sitting on the living room floor of my apartment on Green St. in Jamaica Plain “organizing” my vinyl record collection for hours. I could never easily find what I wanted to listen to after that. And going to the beach with Billy in Wellfleet, his skin as white as the sand, scampering up a dune just as maniacally as he danced.

I first met Billy as an undergraduate at Harvard. Probably through Richard Smoley, and the Harvard Advocate, the college literary magazine which we both belonged to, which is how I met Richard. Richard lived off-campus in a third-floor apartment with a rotating cast of roommates who included Sam Seymour and Maura Moynihan and Erik Breindel. It was a brownstone located at 1679 Mass. Ave. The first floor had a general practitioner M.D.; the second floor was occupied by the office of Alan DerKazarian, D.D.S., whose drill could be heard on certain mornings.

Billy was a fixture on Harvard’s campus dating back to at least 1974 and possibly earlier. At some point, he enrolled in the Harvard Extension School. Did he even try to get into Harvard proper? Does it matter? He might as well have gone there. Many people assumed that he did.

At the insistence of his friend Nick Eberstadt I was persuaded to warn Billy off of trying heroin. (I suppose that, at that time, Breindel was dabbling in it. It was an Exeter thing, according to my then-girlfriend Erna, who decidedly did not run with that crowd. ) As a matter of fact, I threatened to kick his ass if I ever heard about him even dabbling in the stuff. I guess he took me seriously. I heard no more of the matter, Until about seven years later.

I suppose that Billy moved into the Grolier apartments sometime in 1974 and 1975. Dave tells the story of how a bunch of people were crashing in his room, including some young ladies. Michelle Le Brun and Jean Rosenberger, David McMahon and David Kohlberg. Greg DeVore and Giorgio Della Terza. In the darkness, Billy said, in that quaintly lilting somehow-not-quite-British accent of his, “Do you mind if I masturbate?” One of the girls said, “Ew!” Billy imperturbably replies, “It helps me to relax”.

Richard Smoley: Circa 1974 Billy apparently took up residence in a storage unit at Harvard’s Mather House. [But] the first memory I have of Billy Ruane is of his staying overnight in the living room of Canaday G-21. When he emptied his pockets, a handful of little yellow Vivarins scattered all over the already-disgusting living room floor.

May of 1978: “Seeing quite a bit of Billy who gave a party at the Advocate a month ago [to which he had invited some street people who hung out down by the river and] which some [of those] street people turned into a brawl.”—letter to GMM dated 6/24/78

That was quite a festive event. It was at Billy’s instigation, I think, that we threw the party, which I sponsored as a member of the magazine, and it was, of course, duly attended by the campus literary crowd, who, whatever their bohemian avocations might otherwise have been, were, at least to Billy’s eyes, a rather stodgy bunch. Billy decided the party needed some livening up, so he went out and like some Pied-Piper in reverse, brought all the street rats he could locate into town and into the Advocate building, where they began swilling free vodka with all the avidity of starving tramps who have just happened upon an abandoned picnic table groaning with treats. My parties tended to be somewhat wild affairs, because instead of the standard disco and Motown fare served up by more conventional litterateurs, I favored wild hippie blooze and other heavy duty rock and roll. This music was not conducive to a peaceful time; the party turned into a riot. Me, my friend Steve Bonsey, and a muscular girl named Leslie were backed against the wall in a small booth-sized area by a crowd of marauding thugs. A hand wielding a bottle was aimed at Bonsey’s blonde California God-boy head. I deflected it. Leslie, in her turn, clobbered a fellow who was set to brain me from behind. The police were called. I I’ll never forget the tragic, twisted look on the face of one of the townies as he heard the sirens and bolted down the stairs. Afterwards, I was testosterone charged and elated for having survived the encounter. Me and Leslie forthwith went down by the river to neck. It was too cold for outdoor fucking. We lost the mood, and later ended up going to the room she shared with one of my best friends’ girlfriends, who, unbeknownst to me, had a secret crush on me. I left a medallion behind, she figured out what was going on, and was mad at Leslie for weeks. Later, Leslie came out. Good times.

Lots of people used Billy. I used Billy. As a potential girlfriend test. If a girl could remain in his presence for twenty minutes she was probably patient, understanding and unflappable and could therefore presumably put up with me. In 1979 I took a girl I was quite sweet on named Sandra DeJong to meet him. All went swimmingly. For about 15 minutes. I left briefly to take a piss in his bathroom. Sure enough I heard a noise from Billy. It sounded like this: WAAAAUGH!

Sandra had spilled something on the rug and was bending down to clean it up and Billy was screaming at her that he would do it and that he wouldn’t hear of her doing it. I made up some cockamamie excuse and, Sandra in tow, we got out of there fast.

Something had dropped.

In Billy’s life, something was always dropping.

THE INFORMATION #1017 NOVEMBER 2, 2018

THE INFORMATION #1017
NOVEMBER 2, 2018
Copyright 2018 FRANCIS DIMENNO
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https://dimenno.wordpress.com

A man walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.”–Frank Carson

WHEN THIS WORLD CATCHES FIRE
BOOK THREE: SAVAGE NOXTOWN
CHAPTER TWELVE: PART THIRTY-FOUR: THE EASTERN GATE OF PARADISE

“When you leave home at an early age and you ain’t got no friends ner family to guide you along, you can very quickly be set back on your uppers, and be forced to take any job you can find. That’s what happened to me,” said Sam Floyd to young Victor Justin.

The job I most hated when trying to make my way in the world was country store clerk. Imagine the misery of being trapped from eight to fourteen hours a day behind the counter of a dry goods emporium, forced at miserly pay to cater to the demented whims of every billygoat-bearded country younker with one quivering tooth in his addlepated skull. For those of a sensitive temperament, the day was longer than an eternity in hell. Every jerkwater hick, every ignorant bumpkin, every purblind yokel, every filthy rustic, every putrid hayseed, every dingy rube, and every raggedy-assed apple knocker would come into the store at one time or another and conspire to make my life into a scorbutic misery.

The men weren’t the worst of it–they usually only wanted to jaw, or lord it over you, or both, even though they always smelled like pig shit and worse. They would shamble into the store, most of the time even neglecting to take off their hats, which they would naturally do when entering a tobacco auction warehouse or even a dog kennel. That right there showed you right off where you stood on the totem pole–at the very bottom. Farmers don’t much trust people who don’t like to get their hands dirty. They’re likely to regard as a namby-pamby any man who doesn’t want to slice a terrified hog’s throat or shove his bare hand up a bawling calf’s asshole. If you can read and write and perform double-entry book-keeping and you don’t like to eat squirrel brains and pork cracklin’s fer breakfast, lunch and dinner, then they regard you as a snob, an Episcopalean, a rootless cosmopolitan, or a highfalutin city slicker.

The suckers who came in just to lord it over you–usually some sawmill owner or grain merchant–would always commence to complainin’ about the prices. “Say, clerk,” they would say–or, if they wanted to seem chummy and democratic, they might call me “Sam,” or even “Sammy boy.” “Why is it that the prices here are so sky high?” “Haint got nothin’ to do with me, Mr. Jones. The owner sets the prices. I only work here. Better take it up with him.” If I ever said anything more than that, the sucker would get irate. So I didn’t bother to explain to him such elementary concepts as the law of supply and demand, and economies of scale, and the rail monopoly on shipping and freight rates. Anyway, he already knows all about such things. How could he not? He’s a fucking businessman, ain’t he? But he ain’t got too much going on in his own life. So he just likes to give people a hard time. And I could never say a mumblin’ word.

The farmers who came in–not so much to buy anything but strictly to jibber-jabber–would naturally start in with the same old banal comments about the weather that farmers have used since time immemorial. “Bit of a cold snap.” “Indian Summer’s coming soon.” “I’ll tell yuh whut–it cain’t be any too soon for me.” “There’s rain on the way–I kin feel it in mah rheumatiz’.” “How much you reckon?” “Maybe just a quarter-inch.” “Best cure for that is a slug of applejack. It’ll still rain–but you won’t mind so much.” “Best hope it ain’t a hailstorm. Remember the one back in ’78? I was set back some. Them stones was thick as ticks on a dog’s ass. Damn near t’ ruined mah corn.”

And then the farmers would proceed to the topic which preoccupied them during every minute of the godforsaken day–their fucking crops. “I gots to get the sorghum in.” “I’m fixin’ to sow alfalfa this coming spring.” “How much land you got?” “Just a few acres.” “How many head of cattle?” “Just a few head.” And on and on and on. What a batch of simpletons! Only God forbid I should laugh at banalities of these rustic buffoons. One complaint, and the store owner would tell me to hit the road, and to be right smart about it.

And the farmers and merchant-men weren’t the worst of it. Oh, hell no. It was all them fussy old farm women I couldn’t stand. Any imperious hag, any squinting crone, any dithering biddy, any irate fishwife, any lumpy old bag, any poxy termagant, any shrieking harridan–any of these could and would and did come in, from miles around, and waste my time with their asinine demands for this and that and the other thing–a thing which you usually didn’t have. The women had only two dispositions–insincerely nice and sincerely nasty. “Shall I order it for you?” I would say. “No,” the harpy would simper, “It would take too long. I’ll get it from such-and-such”–our main competitor–“the next time I go into town with my man.” No matter how stupid, or ugly, or dirty, or diseased these Jezebels were, they would always–always!–bring the topic of conversation around to their husbands, and how they were big men in their community. “If I told my husband about how dirty this store is, why, he’d have you shut down in a minute,” is how the refrain would usually go when one of these bloodsucking viragos would get on her high horse about some minor slight, real or imagined, and nearly always the latter. “What–you don’t have purple thread? What kind of dry goods store is this? Why, over t’ Gibsonia, the store there has every kind of thread they is!” “Shall I order some for y–“, “No!” the hateful ogress would snap. “I’m sorry I wasted my time!”

What she needed purple thread for, I couldn’t say. Maybe she needed it to stitch up the royal robes of her husband–His Majesty, the King–King of the Crossroads Clowns.

1* SALUTATION
BLACK SABBATH
CHANGES

2* REFERENCE
JUSTIN GREEN
PROJUNIOR LEARNS TO DRAW: ORIGINAL ART
comics.ha.com/itm/original-comic-art/complete-story/art-spiegelman-and-justin-green-projunior-1-complete-3-page-story-projunior-learns-to-draw-original-art-kitche/a/7158-92347.s

ALSO SEE:
MUSEUM OF BAD ART
museumofbadart.org/

3*HUMOR
CHARLES ADDAMS

4*NOVELTY
GEORGE CARLIN
AMERICA IS ONE BIG LIE

ALSO SEE:
CULTURAL ISSUES

5*AVATAR OF THE ZEITGEIST
HOW PEOPLE WHITESPLAIN
everydayfeminism.com/2016/02/how-people-whitesplain-racism/

SEE ALSO:
THE LIBERAL-CONSERVATIVE DIVIDE
Say what you will about liberals, but at least they can always find a way to feud among themselves, even when they basically believe in the exact same things.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-human-beast/201210/why-liberal-hearts-bleed-and-conservatives-dont

6* DAILY UTILITY
HOW TO SAVE MONEY ON LUNCH AT WORK
Avoid buying pre-made microwave meals. They are expensive and high in sodium.

And many of them are loaded with additives.

Best to spend an hour or two on Sunday night making rice, a couple of meat dishes, and a couple of vegetable dishes that can last you the whole week.

That way, you can control how much sodium you consume.

Plus, it’s much cheaper.

Sauteed baby greens are very good for you and take hardly any time to make. Sauteed asparagus and brussels sprouts are also very good. If you blanch dinosaur kale in boiling water before sauteeing, it will cook much more quickly.

If you have a ricer, making rice is easy and low-stress.

If you eat meat, baking or broiling is another low-effort way to cook.

Make five delicious servings of protein, vegetables, and carbs on Sunday night.

Portion them out into little tubs.

Problem solved.

7*CARTOON
AL CAPP
THE ATOM BUM
hairygreeneyeball3.blogspot.com/2015/07/al-capps-fearless-fosdick-atom-bum.html

ALSO SEE:
60 MOST EXPENSIVE HORROR COMIC BOOKS
Not for people with weak stomachs.
http://www.sellmycomicbooks.com/horror-comic-books.html

8*PRESCRIPTION
EIGHT SCANDALOUS MICHAEL JACKSON MOMENTS
listverse.com/2009/06/26/8-scandalous-michael-jackson-moments/

9* RUMOR PATROL
WORLD SERIES FUTURES
Boston is a minus-135 favorite, while the Dodgers are plus-115 to win it all. That means that a $135 bet on the Red Sox will pay $100, while a $100 bet on the Dodgers will pay $115.
http://www.ladbrokes.com.au/info/mlb/world-series/
http://www.oddsshark.com/mlb/mlb-odds-world-series-futures

10*LAGNIAPPE
MISSION OF BURMA
FUN WORLD

ALSO SEE:
GANG OF FOUR
LOVE LIKE ANTHRAX

SEE ALSO:
STORMFRONT VS. GEORGE SOROS
He’s not a popular fella on Stormfront.
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t1177254/

SEE ALSO:
ANTI-SEMITIC JOKES: A PRIMER FOR NITWITS
Two Jews are about to face a Russian firing squad. The two condemned men are offered blindfolds. One of them accepts it, but the other does not, defiantly saying: “I don’t want your blindfold.” His friend urges: “Shh Izzy… don’t make trouble.” http://www.researchgate.net/publication/319311819_How_to_Create_Witty_Anti-Semitic_Jokes_A_Primer_for_Nitwits

ALSO SEE:
ROSEANNE: IMAGINARY OPIOID DEATH OF SHOUTING RACIST FATSO GARNERS INNUMERABLE MEDIA HEADLINES

11*DEVIATIONS FROM THE PREPARED TEXT: A REVIEW OF OTHER MEDIA
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
ISLAM

12* CONTROVERSIES IN POPULAR CULTURE
LIVE! FROM THE CRUCIFIXION, IT’S…JACKIE MASON!
Dis crucifixion, did you hear about it? It should never be happening. Hah? Mister? I’m talking to you, Peter.

There is only free speech now in this country for Pharisees and Samaritans and any other minorities, but when a nice Jewish faggeleh speaks out, then our leaders do nothing. “Not my business,” Pilate says. He looks you right in the face and he washes his hands. He makes a living from the system by not changing anything. Son of a bitch Nazi bastid. And he gets away with moider. This kind of violence is taking place every year.

The biggest fraud in Palestine is the Roman Empire from Herod, you know. He knows about foreign policy and nothing but foreign policy. Staying in office is his main ambition in life. But I don’t like to talk about people; it’s not my nature. The bastid.

But if anybody tells the truth then everybody is shocked. It’s the most disgusting thing in the woild. Because they hyped one Jew! They said he was trying to take over the country. They said he was “too Jewish”. That’s what everybody said. The exact opposite was true.

How was dis allowed to happen? Hah? Do you understand dis? The way I hoid it, Jesus had this supper, see? Because Jews like to eat. Always with the eating. The Romans are off drinking and fighting; the Jews are off eating and kibbitzing. The Romans fight and they’re killing each odder; the Jews are saying when is supper. After they finish with the fighting, you wanna get a little bite to eat maybe? And so dere must have been dis dispute, see, over who should pay the check. You ever see three Jews fighting over the check? No matter what they offer, not one of them really wants to pay it. So you put thirteen Jews in a room, and den dere’s a really big argument. Judas sneaks out of the room, he has thirty pieces of silver, he doesn’t want to pay the check. Thirty pieces of silver he has, but too cheap to pick up the check. All the other Jews are talkin’. Judas this, Judas that. Jesus, he has nothing to say, he’s not an accountant, it’s not his business, it’s not his field. He don’t care who pays the check. Doesn’t this bother him? Maybe it does. But he isn’t picking up the check either. He don’t care; why should he? He knows he’s never comink beck to that place.

So it toins out that nobody paid the check; and the owner had him arrested.

You say dis never happened dis way? Get out! Don’t mix me up with evidence; I got all kinds of evidence. I got a Tony award!

You see, I’m not getting paid for dis show–so I can tell the truth.

But now that I’m here and I see vot’s going on–maybe dis crucifixion, it vas a friendly dice game, things got out of hand, next thing you know, he’s on the cross. Vot do I know?

Hey, enough with the hammering—I’m talkin’ here!

Well, den, you do what you have to do. I’m not a carpenter; that is not my business. And I don’t say this with any disrespect. I’m just saying that I don’t know, it’s not my field. Now there’s lightning, there’s thunder, who knows what could happen next. I think I’ll walk.

But before I go I want to thank the Roman Centurions; I don’t get many opportunities to play to a crowd of Italian soldiers. It is an ambition I have had all my life. I sincerely wish you the best of health.

What I really want to do is thank you because dis was an opportunity to express my deep concerns about not only the future of Jerusalem but of the Roman Emplre and the woild because I know that unless people like me talk up and talk out and tell the truth then people like you will never find out what’s going on.

Jove bless you!

THE INFORMATION #1016 OCTOBER 26, 2018

THE INFORMATION #1016
OCTOBER 26, 2018
Copyright 2018 FRANCIS DIMENNO
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https://dimenno.wordpress.com

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. –Nietzsche

WHEN THIS WORLD CATCHES FIRE
BOOK THREE: SAVAGE NOXTOWN
CHAPTER TWELVE: PART THIRTY-THREE: THE EASTERN GATE OF PARADISE

“Mine for me and me for mine–as you know, that has been the whole of my philosophy,” said Sam Floyd to the young Victor Justin.

But it took the Swami to clue me into a whole new way of thinking about that way of life. The mass of men are like sticks, he told me. Two are always stronger than one. And only a bundle of such sticks is unbreakable. So the superior man, the man of free will, should gather about him loyal and compliant fellers who are good at following his orders. Once he does that, there’s no telling how far he can go. But he should also beware, because the higher he climbs, the further he can spit; that’s true. But to fall from such a height is a mighty blow if he don’t got no cushion to protect him. So he should always be prepared to fall. He should always have a cushion. And he should never venture forth on the cliff face without a plan to fall. Because those who fail to plan, plan to fail.

I drew my own conclusions from both his wisdom, and my own personal experiences. First of all, a man ought never to go agin’ his gut. Secondly, city life is all very well and good, if you’re only visitin’, but not if it’s for keeps.

I don’t think that men were never meant to live in cities. Take it from an old country younker–that old city life can drive you crazier than the shithouse mouse, and in very short order. Something about not breathing fresh air and never seeing blue skies and green grass rubs against a man’s grain. Especially if he don’t have friends—preferably, bruisers and bullies, to take some of the sting out of being surrounded by thousands of people. City life is unnatural. It’s like a prison. Men don’t like to live in cages any more than animals do. That’s why so many men become inverts, and will take up with unwholesome companions and do unwholesome things. If they had a chance to go somewhere to be happy, they would probably take it, but it’s a rare man indeed who can manage to do that without substantial help. It’s always a great leap into the dark, to arrive penniless on an unknown shore.

Why do city youngsters get together into gangs and fight over their territory? Because they ain’t got nothin’ better to do. To them, see, it’s a form of play. They ain’t ever been taught any better, that’s why. Also, weak sisters like to be in a gang. That’s how they get protection. Otherwise, they’d be sitting in the parlor all the live-long day singin’ this stupid song:

I’m a little Temperance boy,
12 years old!
And I love Temperance,
Better than gold!
Every little boy like me,
The Temperance Pledge should sign,
For God loves little boys who don’t love wine!

All the goo-goos gas on and on about taking tenement slum kiddies out to the country for the summer, and exposing them to the trees and mother nature and whatnot. What they don’t realize is that by then, it’s far too late. Once they’ve grown up in the sewer, they never lose their taste for it. And once the city is in there for good and all, you can’t never take the city out of the boy. After the sun goes down, those vast empty spaces of the countryside begin to wear on his soul.

Sure, some fellers benefit by heading out west and fightin’ Injuns instead of Irishmen. But it’s a mug’s game. Twenty years in the infantry and all you got to show for it in the end are flat feet, aching joints, creaky knees, and a miserly pension—about enough to keep you in a room, some crummy grub, and a little ‘baccy, but not much more. An old pensioner pulled by sleeve and I said to myself, why, that ain’t no way to live. And that is why I never went for a soldier.

You ever notice how some old dogs are always sniffin’ sniffin’ sniffin’ around? There are some old men who are like that too. Always lookin’ after the main chance. But too many of them go about it wrong. They think they can do it all alone, by their lonesome. They follow a saphead foolosophy. You wanna know why? Most likely because, at an impressionable age, they read a load of slop written by some the slushiest men to ever come down the pike. Men who had no practical experience of the world, but who made their living just spinning out airy, fairy fabrications to appease the parents and deceive the gullible kiddies. Moral tales, so called, with titles like Luck and Pluck. Brave and Bold. Strive and Succeed. Try and Trust. Make Your Way. Do and Dare. Bound to Rise. And other such idiotic codswallop. Bound to Lose is more like it. Try and Fail. Keep Your Head Down. Get Lost. Give Up. Why Bother. Rack and Ruin. Fate is Agin’ Ye. Only nobody is writing books with those kinds of realistic titles and lessons. No—it’s always the story of the office boy who stops the runaway hoss with the merchant’s daughter astride, and he wins her hand and gets to run the factory. A pipe dream.

I pin most of the blame on that Horatio Alger. He was little more than an educated Philistine. Horatio loved young boys, said he, and was allus tryin’ to help ‘em. He always assisted the youngsters toward the openings they desired. He he! He was especially attracted to newsboys. He was always willin’ to get behind a promising young man. He liked little boys especially. Liked ‘em a bit too much, to my way of thinkin’. Did you know, that Horatio Alger was run out of town for fondlin’ small boys? He had to quit the church, and devote himself instead to churning out his dopey books. Luck and Pluck? Fuck a Duck is more like it. And, do you know something, Boy? I wouldn’t put it past him, neither. You can always tell a Harvard Man–but you can’t tell him much!

No, a little larnin’ is a dangerous thing. Like the sayin’ goes–It’s not what you know that gets you in trouble. It’s what you think you know, that just ain’t so—there’s the real problem. T’was ever thus. That’s why mother nature gave us two arms, and two legs, and only one head. We were never meant to bury our noses in myths and legends and fables overmuch. Too much book-larnin’ ruins a man’s shootin’ eye. That’s what my Pappy allus said. And my Pappy was a wise old man. Before they shot him.

No—we were given two arms to grab and take, and legs to run away if we’re ever caught. That’s not exactly what the Swami told me, but close. Anyway, that’s the conclusion I come to after being with the Carny for awhile. You can talk all day long–but, in the end, you got to do something. Anything! A man who doesn’t even bother to reach for the brass ring ain’t worth shucks. He’s only fit to sit around readin’ religious tracts, and moan about the unfairness of it all. Not me, brother. I’ll take whatever I can get and whenever I can get it. Like I said—mine for me, and me for mine. And that is all. Never mind the rest.

Do I need to say any more?

1* SALUTATION
Charles Mingus and friends in concert
Ecclusiastics
Live at the Philharmonic Hall, 1972

ALSO SEE:
Charles Mingus
Ecclusiastics

SEE ALSO
Charles Mingus and friends in concert
Live at the Philharmonic Hall, 1972
Full Concert

2* REFERENCE
JFK
The Kennedy assassination was nearly 55 years ago. What shall we do to “celebrate”?

One commentator, Erik Barnouw, stated as fact that the Dallas schoolkiddies exclaimed “Goodie goodie!” on hearing the news. (It would have been far worse, I think, had they said “Goodie goodie gumdrops.”)
http://www.museum.tv/eotv/kennedyjf.htm

JFK was hip. He blew pot and dropped acid while in the White House. Plus, there were all those “vitamin injections.” “I don’t care if it’s horse piss,” said he. “It works.”
http://www.historynet.com/jack-kennedy-dr-feelgood.htm

He was hampered in his initial negotiations with Russian Premier Khrushchev at the Vienna summit because he was crashing from speed.

You won’t find this mentioned in the standard accounts. I have it on the authority of a highly esteemed historian.
http://www.worldcat.org/oclc/610744785

3*HUMOR
HEADLINES WE’D LIKE TO SEE

MOM PRAISES SEX AND VIOLENCE IN MEDIA
NEW GARBAGE CANS ENCOURAGE FERAL DOGS
POLICE ENCOURAGE TEEN DRINKING
ELDERLY MAN TURNS TO ATHEISM
LOCAL YOUTH LOSES AREA SPELLING BEE
POLL: VOTERS LOVE NEGATIVE CAMPAIGN ADS
APATHETIC FANS IGNORE TEAM COLORS
RESTAURANT GIVEAWAY FAILS
SURVIVORS FAIL TO MOURN ON ANNIVERSARY OF TRAGEDY
AREA MAN HARVESTS PUNY PUMPKIN
ICEBERGS NOT A THREAT TO MERCHANT MARINE
LATEST SITCOM PLOT HINGES UPON A COMICAL MISUNDERSTANDING
WUXTRY! WUXTRY! NEWSBOYS NO LONGER SELL PAPERS ON STREET SHOUTING “WUXTRY!”

HEADLINES WE’D REALLY LIKE TO SEE

MASSES LIVE IN FEAR OF VAGUELY DEFINED “ENEMIES”
MEDIA GLORIFIES DEAD-END ‘GANGSTA’ SCRIPT
GANG MEMBERS DIE DEFENDING WORTHLESS TURF
MEDICAL LOBBY IN 80-YEAR FIGHT TO HALT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE
SPORTS: STUPEFYING PALLIATIVE FOR BUM ECONOMY
TALK-RADIO SHOWS PREACH TO THE CONVERTED
MISFITS AND CRANKS EXCHANGE MEANINGLESS BANTER IN TAVERNS
BITTER KOOKS AND RECLUSES FIND SATISFACTION IN CURSING MINORITIES
STATE-SPONSORED VIOLENCE SEEN AS CURE-ALL BY DRUNKS AND LOUTS
SPY AND SPACE OPERAS KOWTOW TO MILITARY SOLUTIONS
ACTORS, H’WOOD PRODUCERS IN THRALL TO MILITARY-CIA
CONDENSED TV NEWS DISTORTS REALITY
PRO-GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA PERVADES TELEVISED MEDIA
HIEROPHANTS GIVE PEOPLE ‘WHAT THEY WANT’: DOMINATION

SEE ALSO:
LTI
Lingua Tertii Imperii.
https://www.amazon.com/Language-Third-Reich-Lingua-Imperii/dp/0826491308
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LTI_%E2%80%93_Lingua_Tertii_Imperii

4*NOVELTY
THE BIZARRE HISTORY OF TEN COMMON SAYINGS
http://www.cracked.com/article_16108_the-bizarre-history-10-common-sayings.html

5*AVATAR OF THE ZEITGEIST
PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAITS
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/oct/15/president-trump-new-painting-white-house-republican

A much closer scrutiny reveals other Republican Presidents lurking about.

Behind George H.W. Bush, to the left: Grant.
Behind George H.W. Bush, to the right: Chester Arthur; Rutherford B. Hayes
Behind Ford’s shoulder: Taft and McKinley.
On the right-hand side of the post: Hoover.
To the right of TR’s head: Harding and Coolidge.

ALSO SEE:
http://www.amazon.com/Andy-Thomas-Democratic-Presidents-18×11-75/dp/B0073TX4U4/ref=asc_df_B0073TX4U4/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=193989994224&hvpos=1o3&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3605656548413249989&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9002240&hvtargid=pla-308048276769&psc=1

SEE ALSO:
15 POP CULTURE PRESIDENTS
tv.avclub.com/history-s-other-greatest-monsters-15-pop-culture-presi-1798235819

ALSO SEE:
THE ORAL PASSIONS OF WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT
PAGES 77-86
http://www.luckyfrogfarms.com/cook/NL/1970%27s/1973/1973_02.pdf

6* DAILY UTILITY
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS
splinternews.com/this-1970s-guide-to-getting-girls-will-scar-you-forever-1793846361

ALSO SEE:
ITALIAN PICK-UP LINES
fourseasonsoftravel.com/the-funniest-pick-up-lines-from-italian-men/

7*CARTOON
TEN INSANE COMIC BOOK VILLAINS
dailysuperheroes.com/10-of-the-craziest-comic-book-villains/41568

ALSO SEE:
INAPPROPRIATE COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS
http://www.grunge.com/46836/inappropriate-comic-book-characters-ever/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_3388592&utm_content=3

SEE ALSO:
EVIL CLOWN COMICS
ohdannyboy.blogspot.com/2007/10/looking-back-with-alan-kupperberg-evil.html

8*PRESCRIPTION
THE SPREAD OF ISLAM TO 632 AD

ALSO SEE:
ANTIZIONISM
Antisemitism is the Socialism of fools.–August Bebel
http://www.nytimes.com/1971/01/03/archives/-the-socialism-of-fools-the-new-left-calls-it-antizionism-but-its.html

SEE ALSO:
THIN BLUE LINE FLAG
http://www.amazon.com/Police-Flag-Design-All-Weather-Outdoor/dp/B07116GKZ8

It’s flaunted by the kind of guy who has a boner whenever he reads this George Orwell quote:

“Kipling… sees clearly that men can only be highly civilized while other men, inevitably less civilized, are there to guard and feed them.”

Paraphrased as:
“People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”

But Orwell also said:
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/18/thin-blue-line-what-does-american-flag-wit-flag-maker-condemns-use-white-supremacists-charlottesvill/580694001/

9* RUMOR PATROL
HOBO FLOTO VOTO
In the reign of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, Hizzoner used a GOTV tactic charmingly called “hobo floto voto”.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2010/03/08/the-daley-show

“Employing bands of roving repeat-voting vagrants”
https://books.google.com/books?id=DKwK76kPQt8C&pg=PA110&lpg=PA110&dq=%22hobo+floto+voto%22.+richard+daley&source=bl&ots=CQNDjK77bh&sig=Mr4qiKUvNL8ycoYsKklYOVxNPTo&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwju9uaw1d7dAhWJm1kKHeiVAHEQ6AEwAXoECAYQAQ#v=onepage&q=%22hobo%20floto%20voto%22.%20richard%20daley&f=false

ALSO SEE:
JONAH GOLDBERG
THE TYRANNY OF CLICHES
books.google.com/books?id=IJFp0nTZC2QC&pg=PT6&lpg=PT6&dq=Ideology+–+Pragmatism+–+No+labels+–+Dogma+–+Separation+of+church+and+state+–+Power+corrupts+–+Diversity+–+Social+Darwinism+–+Slippery+slope+–+Dissent+–+Social+justice+–+Community+–+Ten+guilty+men+–+Living+Constitution+–+Let+them+eat+cake+–+Violence+never+solves+anything+–+Middle+class+–+Science+–+Youth+–+Ounce+of+prevention+–+The+Catholic+Church+–+Spiritual+but+not+religious+–+Understanding+–+Democracy+and+unity.&source=bl&ots=a89j4fejlk&sig=UdsEje_GW2V3QMPSp0Czqa65vzc&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiU9JXU1_7dAhURjVkKHRcRBYwQ6AEwAHoECAkQAQ#v=onepage&q=Ideology%20–%20Pragmatism%20–%20No%20labels%20–%20Dogma%20–%20Separation%20of%20church%20and%20state%20–%20Power%20corrupts%20–%20Diversity%20–%20Social%20Darwinism%20–%20Slippery%20slope%20–%20Dissent%20–%20Social%20justice%20–%20Community%20–%20Ten%20guilty%20men%20–%20Living%20Constitution%20–%20Let%20them%20eat%20cake%20–%20Violence%20never%20solves%20anything%20–%20Middle%20class%20–%20Science%20–%20Youth%20–%20Ounce%20of%20prevention%20–%20The%20Catholic%20Church%20–%20Spiritual%20but%20not%20religious%20–%20Understanding%20–%20Democracy%20and%20unity.&f=false

10*LAGNIAPPE
JAMES IRON HEAD BAKER
BLACK BETTY (1933)

SEE ALSO:
RAM JAM
BLACK BETTY

SEE ALSO:
MINISTRY
BLACK BETTY

SEE ALSO:
ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME NOMINEES RANKED
http://www.vulture.com/2018/10/all-15-2019-rock-and-roll-hall-of-fame-nominees-ranked.html#comments

ALSO SEE:
BEST SONGS OF ALL TIME
https://www.thetoptens.com/songs/

ALSO SEE:
RADIOHEAD AND THE SPICE GIRLS ARE THE SAME BAND
soundcloud.com/jed-k/radiohead-and-spice-girls-are-the-same-band

11*DEVIATIONS FROM THE PREPARED TEXT: A REVIEW OF OTHER MEDIA
QUACK DIETS
http://www.sheilakealey.com/nutrition-experts-shouldnt-trust-2/

SEE ALSO:
SENSIBLE DIETARY ADVICE
EAT MORE:
Organic vegetables
Organic fruits
Organic nuts, seeds and healthy oils
High-quality organic meat and seafood
Organic Whole grains
Organic Dairy

EAT LESS:
Refined grains
Low-quality meat and seafood
Sweets
Fried foods
https://www.vox.com/2014/11/27/7289565/weight-loss-diet-tips

VIA:
http://www.sheilakealey.com/healthy-eating/healthy-eating-resources/

ALSO SEE:
HOMEMADE SALAD DRESSING

Home-made salad dressing is so much better than the stuff you buy in stores.

I took a large clove of garlic and two sun-dried tomatoes and pureed them in a blender with some apple cider vinegar. I added this mixture to some Italian, Sicilian, and Greek extra-virgin olive oils and added oregano, crumbled thyme, black pepper, a few drops of lemon juice, and Trader Joe’s Everyday Spice mixture. I put on top of a mixed green salad with some goat feta from Israel.

It is gastronomic bliss.

12* CONTROVERSIES IN POPULAR CULTURE
MODERN HAIR STYLING IS A PROFESSIONAL ART

Just a minute, “Hollywood”. Don’t think you’re pulling a fast one! We’ve seen your type before, on blind dates, at Dizzy’s Lounge, with someone’s unattractive spinster cousin, making your well-timed departure from the smoky groggery seconds before she spots you and loudly hails you to come over to her table.

The guy with the Butch cut resembles a slack-jawed imbecile. Just sayin’. He looks like Forrest Gump on an ether binge.

The guy with The Crew is a mindless zombie who probably cooks and eats roadkill. From compulsion–not from necessity.He asked for a Crew cut and instead, his hair came out looking like Tin Tin’s–if Tin Tin’s hair resembled cotton candy spun from dried snot.

Flattop Boogie has tiny facial features and a suspiciously non-prognathous jaw. He is destined to become a pump-jockey in an Arizona ghost town.

Forward-Combed Boogie is an introspective sort who likes nothing better than reciting Spinoza aphorisms to his bored dates in a dreary monotone.

College Contour looks as if there is no dire crime the committing of which he is incapable. The bare spot on his face bothers me immeasurably–as though he’s already being measured as cannon fodder worthy of a metal plate which he will sport for the next 48 years.

Don’t try to hide your face, Executive Contour! We all know it was you who palmed off the wood alcohol as the genuine stuff, and blinded all those Shriners!

Flattop is a healthy animal. I despise these hearty types. With their pointy ears and their pathetic attempts to look distinguished, they are little more than monkeys at the watering hole pounding their barrel-chests in simian fury.

Professional Contour rents jukeboxes for a living, and there’s scarcely a barkeep between here and Chump Junction Missouri who hasn’t been pistol-whipped into submission by this notorious police character. The best you can say his appearance is that he resembles a failed haberdasher who likes to prance around his hotel room in mascara and panties. The telltale lipstick residue around his fixed smile is a dead giveaway.

I would like to command these nine boys as part of a platoon charged with one of the dirtiest missions of the war–to infiltrate an enemy stronghold and assassinate their general.
https://upload.democraticunderground.com/10027151554

THE INFORMATION #1015 OCTOBER 19, 2018

THE INFORMATION #1015
OCTOBER 19, 2018
Copyright 2018 FRANCIS DIMENNO
dimenno@gmail.com
https://dimenno.wordpress.com

I am fairly precise with my use of words and I can think in terms of categories, which is all law is — until you start practicing, and then it’s about villainy and low cunning– John Cleese

WHEN THIS WORLD CATCHES FIRE
BOOK THREE: SAVAGE NOXTOWN
CHAPTER TWELVE: PART THIRTY-TWO: THE EASTERN GATE OF PARADISE

Well, then, talk about the Swami, now–he was one spooky jamoke, what with that dingy turban of his’n and his dry, almost parchment-like skin condition. What with that perpetual scowl he always wore, and his long yaller teeth, he looked to be about a thousand years old. As he started in to explaining “mystical mesmerism,” he commenced to telling me about the law of the jungle and about how some men “evolved” because they had a “higher consciousness,” because these men were remarkable men and were in possession of secrets known only to a few.

Well, that right there made me sort of skeptical–I mean, the surest way to reel in the suckers is to tell them that it’s a limited-time offer, and this grift smelt just like that sort of short con to me. I may of been green, but I wasn’t that green. But no, he said, as though he could read my thoughts, what he was telling me was not strictly for Buncombe, but was the real gen. And he gave me a sort of potted history of Things As They Are. At first, says he, the Big Man of the Tribe used to go around maraudin’ and wrecking his mischief upon the weak sisters who lived in Candyland. Well, that grew stale, because you can only rob the same people but so many times until they got nothing left worth taking. So then those marauders settled down and took over in one place and offered their protection to the weak culls, provided they forked over about half of all their shekels and their hektes and their drachmas and their talents and their what-nots. Whatever way you spelled it, it was cash on the barrelhead that the Big Man wanted, and Pretty Polly is what he got.

Moral: Of course crime pays! Otherwise, why bother with it?

But it comes at a cost, says the Swami. That is why, says he, after a goodly spell the Big Man doesn’t go out maraudin’ or even pickin’ up weapons no more. He gets other bully-boys to do his bidding. And how does he exert his power? Though “mystical mesmerism.” That is to say, he hits upon the proper combination of a bunch of words strung together in such a way that they will sap the will of any but the most skeptical gent. That is precisely how any good salesman makes his pitch. He lathers you up with soft-soap and palaver, and then he shaves you dry. To adopt a more homely metaphor, he hooks you like a fish. He just strikes out with the old harpoon and reels you in. That is also how you fall into the power of the preacher, for that matter. He thunders from the pulpit and sways you with pretty poetry, although afterwards you can’t remember a single word he said. Ask any preacher, in strictest confidence, just what makes Jesus any better than Mohammad, or Buddha, or any of them others, and he may just drop his guard long enough to say that you can’t compare apples and oranges. Which is true, but that’s beside the point. You see, he has foozled you. All religions, at their source, are the very same, and they all come from the same source. I know many a rabbi who could conduct a perfectly good Catholic Mass, if he had the proper incentive. And many a jackleg preacher who could do a passable job as a huckster for a medicine show. What do they got that you ain’t got? Persuasion. They have studied the art from earliest infancy. There is something in their makeup that makes it so that they have just got to get one over on their fellow man. Everything they say is designed to foozle you. It is all one big shell game. After all, who cares what the animals believe–so long as they obey your commands?

And who gains from all this? Well you may ask. Who truly gets the benefit? First, The Big Man, who hires all the top soothsayers of the moment to cast their mumbo-jumbo spells. Second, the soothsayer hisself. He benefits because he can do any damn thing he likes, and chances are he’ll get off Scot-free because, of course, he is a holy man. And third, of course, the big man’s many new pals will all benefit mightily from their proximity to the Big Man.

Have you ever noticed how certain men flock to power? Like moths to a flame, or flies to honey. Or, for that matter, sherbet. The Big Man don’t have to get his iron hands dirty by knocking down heretics; he has his bullies to do that, and his bruisers get a place to lay their heads and access to the Big Man’s seraglio. And the soothsayer gets three square meals a day. And everyone’s happy. Most everybody. Except the peasants, of course. But they’re peasants. They ain’t supposed to be happy. They ain’t meant to be happy. Any more than a caged leopard is happy, or a chained wolf. Because they’re the fucking peasants.

There’s an old proverb:

First there is the king, then there’s his nobles, then there’s his priests, then there’s his knights, then there’s his merchants, then there’s his yeomen, then there is nothing, then there is nothing, then there is nothing, and only then there is the peasants—and then there is nothing at all.

Do you want to know what men are really like? You have only to ascend to a position of power. Howsoever modest. When yesterday your pronouncements were met with a yawn, today they will be met with keen interest, and tomorrow with a shudder. It is only then that you will learn that the vast majority of men are fawning wretches afraid to death of losing what little they’ve got, and that many of the few who remain are little more than wild beasts. Those beasts, of course, are the ones who are the easiest to cozen. Once you take the thorn from out’n their paw, they will serve you until they die, or, more likely, until you have to dispose of them. Because, after all, it does not do for the Big Man to have too many outright brutes in his employ. He requires a fair leavening of smart boys. Mostly, these are slick talkers.

But here’s the catch, says the Swami. No one who takes his bread can account himself a free man. Your artisans and craftsmen are dependent upon his whims. Even the wandering minstrel must sing his songs. Otherwise, he just might get his feet singed.

The one man that the Big Man fears most is the one who, like him, has a certain degree of free will. One who ain’t afraid to eat lentils. Of course, says the Swami, those are the fellers we used to call witches. Thank God the nineteenth century has done away with such nonsense! Only…has it, really? Or are we all merely children of a larger growth? Savages with telegraphs and steam engines? Everything I know about human history, said the Swami, leads me to suspect the latter. Call him what you will, but the Big Man is still in charge. As far as most men are concerned, you can call them anything–only just don’t call them late for supper.

The Swami didn’t say this–I did. And he told me to stop acting like a buffoon.

1* SALUTATION
ZOMBIES
SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR ME

INDICATION
https://www.google.com/search?q=zombies+indication&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-ab

REMEMBER YOU

WHEN THE LOVELIGHT STARTS SHINING THROUGH HIS EYES

TODD RUNDGREN
INTERNATIONAL FEEL

MC5
STARSHIP

ROXY MUSIC
DO THE STRAND

DEVO
JOCKO HOMO

RUFUS
TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD

ALSO SEE:
ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME NOMINEES
VOTE HERE:
http://www.cnn.com/2018/10/09/entertainment/rock-hall-fame-2019-nominees/index.html

2* REFERENCE
FRIED YOUNG CHICKEN RECIPE

ALSO SEE:
LARD
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54ac43e0e4b0ac4256f643d9/t/54af4456e4b0160e59703bff/1420772440880/?format=500w

3*HUMOR
ANSWER SONGS
“Bartender, here’s ten thousand;
Give me my change in dimes
‘Cause there’s a song on the jukebox
That I want to hear a hundred thousand times.”

You Own Me. Leslie Gore.
I Guess You Won’t Love Me Tomorrow, Will You? The Shirelles.
Soldier Boy, I Will Cheat on You. The Shirelles.

If Only You Would Deny Miracles . Jefferson Starship.
The Viciousness of Muskrats .The Captain & Tennille.
Dancing Hag. Abba.

ALSO SEE:

Pink Cookies In a Plastic Bag Being Excavated From Rubble
I’m Not Sure I Would be Pleased to Hold Your Hand
I Can…Explain.
Living Skunk By the Side of the Road.
Well Adjusted Killer (qu’est-ce que ç’est)
Sour Big 17.
I’ve Got a Rusty old pair of fucking Rollerskates
Who Brought The Dogs Back?
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, Opened, Tried On, Sent Back
Devil Bless the Pusher Girl
Mama Weer All Sane Now.
The Needle and the resulting Groovy, Lip-Smacking Heroin High
Like Moss.
Uncle Pencil.
Forget It, Rhonda, I’m Fine.
I Saw Mommy F ucking Santa Claus
The Ghouls on the Beach
Nicorette Joseph’s Bistro
Mr. Brown You Have An Ugly Asshole
Go Away, Daylight
While My Guitar Wipes Its Tears
Play that Funky Music White Retiree
The Bummer Song. (From Frowny Frown).
Always Learn to Hate.
Resume in the Name of Hate
Meat is Yummy
The White Devil’s Life Song
Insightful Joe Life (John Fahey)
Good Good Leroy White (never got involved in a razor fight)
The Ballad of some drunken Indian soldier who had his picture taken at Iwo Jima or something
Georgia on My Face
D-I-S-R-E-S-P-E-C-T
If You’re Really My Sweet Lord, Why’d You Let Them Sue Me?
Full Breed (How I Learned to Love the Word)
Nazi Punks, We’ll Give You ONE More Chance.
Big Shithead. By the Diamonds. (Though some say the Gladiolas version
is better.)
The Laughter of a Ringmaster
Completely Unperturbed. By Elvis Presley.
Oldster I No Want You. By Bread.
Cooperative Banjo Controllers
Resumption Of Calm In Detroit.
The Day Chicago Recovered
I’m So Lonesome I Could Diet
We Ate the World
Laughter on Tenth Avenue
Sitting In Cop Car Man
The Devil Went Up To Iowa,
Take This Internship and Shove It
Take a Walk on the Mild Side

ALSO SEE:
ACTUAL ANSWER SONGS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Answer_song
An interesting list, although they missed “The Universal Coward,” Jan & Dean’s answer song to “The Universal Soldier.”

They also missed the many sequels to “The Monster Mash.”
ajournalofmusicalthings.com/yes-sequel-monster-mash/

Including “The Monster Rap.”

And they didn’t so much as mention my own sequel to “If I Had a Hammer”:

“I’ll Bet You Wish You Had a Sickle, Too, Don’t You, You Commie Bastards”

4*NOVELTY
SKAG IN ‘NAM
http://www.ep.tc/problems/57/

5*AVATAR OF THE ZEITGEIST
WONDERFUL AGITPROP

6* DAILY UTILITY
MILES DAVIS
FROM DARK MAGUS
MOJA (PART 1)

7*CARTOON
JULES FEIFFER’S AMERICAN FOLLIES
https://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-arts-and-culture/272047/jules-feiffers-american-follies

8*PRESCRIPTION
BRAVEST LITTLE CAT IN THE WORLD
newsonia.com/reader/report/bravest-little-cat-in-the-world/

9* RUMOR PATROL
WILLIAM WALLETT, ENGLAND’S LAST FOOL
nottinghamhiddenhistoryteam.wordpress.com/2013/08/16/william-wallett-englands-last-fool/

10*LAGNIAPPE
BOBBY BARE
DROP KICK ME JESUS, THOUGH THE GOALPOSTS OF LIFE

ALSO SEE:
THE WORST SUPERGROUPS
http://www.nme.com/photos/the-15-most-disappointing-supergroups-of-all-time-1434953
loudwire.com/10-supergroups-werent-super/
ontheaside.com/uncategorized/the-11-worst-supergroups-of-all-time/
http://www.laweekly.com/music/the-20-worst-supergroups-of-all-time-7815392
http://www.zimbio.com/Beyond+the+Charts/articles/75ZTwQGNukY/Best+Worst+Rock+Supergroups

11*DEVIATIONS FROM THE PREPARED TEXT: A REVIEW OF OTHER MEDIA
THE FBI VS. THE BLACK PANTHERS
Here is the FBI’s COINTELPRO coloring book directed against the Black Panthers.
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/COINTELPRO/coloring.html

More about the FBI and the Black Panthers
http://www.assatashakur.com/cointelpro-blackpanthers.htm

12* CONTROVERSIES IN POPULAR CULTURE
BALZAC ON STIMULATING FOODS
“The destinies of a people depend on their food and diet,” Balzac intones in Eleanor’s melodious voice.

“The English government permitted disposal of the lives of three condemned prisoners, who were given the option of being hanged according to the usual practice of that country, or of living exclusively on tea or coffee or chocolate without additional food or drink. The unhappy fools accepted.

“The man who lived on chocolate died after eight months.

“The man who lived on coffee lasted two years.

“The man who lived on tea succumbed after three years.

“I suspect that the East India Company solicited this experiment in the interests of its own commerce.

“The man of chocolate died in a horrible state of putrescence, devoured by lice. His limbs fell off one by one, like those of the Spanish monarchy.

“The man of coffee died burnt out, as if the fires of Gomorrah had roasted him to a crisp. You could have made lime out of him. In fact, somebody proposed that-but the experiment seemed contrary to the immortality of his soul.

“The man of tea became emaciated and almost transparent, and died of consumption in the condition of a lantern; you could see right through his body: a philanthropist could have read the Times by putting a light behind the corpse.

“The proper English couldn’t have permitted a more original experiment.

–Michael Aldrich (quoting Balzac’s “Treatise on Modern Excitants”) High Times, Nov. 1976

ALSO SEE:
BALZAC
THE PLEASURES AND PAINS OF COFFEE

…The state coffee puts one in when it is drunk on an empty stomach under these magisterial conditions produce’s a kind of animation that looks like anger: one’s voice rises, one’s gestures suggest unhealthy impatience; one wants everything to proceed with the speed of ideas; one becomes brusque, ill-tempered about nothing. One actually becomes that fickle character, The Poet, condemned by grocers and their like. One assumes that everyone is equally lucid. A man of spirit must therefore avoid going out in public. I discovered this singular state through a series of accidents which made me lose, without any effort, the ecstasy I had been feeling. Some friends, with whom I had gone out to the country, witnessed me arguing about everything, haranguing with monumental bad faith. The following day I recognized my wrongdoing and we searched the cause. My friends were wise men of the first rank and we found the problem soon enough: coffee wanted its victim….
urbigenous.net/library/pleasures_pains_coffee.html

By the way, Balzac drank a lot of coffee.
airshipdaily.com/blog/01282014-balzac-coffee

THE INFORMATION #1014 OCTOBER 12, 2018

THE INFORMATION #1014
OCTOBER 12, 2018
Copyright 2018 FRANCIS DIMENNO
dimenno@gmail.com 

https://dimenno.wordpress.com

The only people you have to look out for in life are the people that don’t care about anything or anyone. These are the people that end up teaching your children.― Shannon L. Alder  

 WHEN THIS WORLD CATCHES FIRE 

BOOK THREE: SAVAGE NOXTOWN 

CHAPTER TWELVE: PART THIRTY-ONE: THE EASTERN GATE OF PARADISE

As for who exactly was this Swami, and how he knew how to bend the wills of common men, well, nobody really knew where he came from. He’d just show up once every five or six years, or so I was told, and he would set up his tent and read the cards of anybody who would cross his palms with silver. I think that maybe he was very lonesome, and felt that nobody truly understood him, and that he found in me a willing interlocutor, and that’s why he was so keen to pass the time in talking to me.

The first thing I learned was that the Swami seemed to be down on churchmen. “I would never criticize Jesus,” said he.
“That’s good,” said I.
“But religion has become a source of confusion for some,” said he.
“Maybe so,” said I. “But it keeps them from cultivating their vices.”
“Which vices did you have in mind?” said he.
“The usual,” said I. “Card-playing, dancing, the consumption of alcoholic beverages, using salty language in mixed company, and reading novels on Sunday.”
“I think,” said he, “that you are actually talking about much more interesting vices. Ones which you hesitate to mention because you are afraid.”
“Me, I ain’t skeered o’ nuthin’,” said I, not realizing that the Swami was manipulatin’ me with his confounded dad-blasted Socratic Method. “What I mean to say is that if there was no such thing as religion, then men would feel free to walk all over each other.”
“They do not do that already?”
“Yes, but not as much as they would if they thought that they could get away with it.”
“So–if I am to understand you correctly, this religion of yours leaves the unbeliever free to do whatever he wants, and leaves the humble practitioner of the faith helpless against his depredations.”
“That’s not strictly true. The law is there to punish evildoers.”
“So you agree that men must be frightened into doing good?”
“Since you put it that way…waal, yes.”
“But would it not be better, perhaps, to educate them so that they love the good, and hate the evil?”
“Waal, that’s what the church is doin’, or tryin’ to do.”
“Do you not think that the men of the church are focussing on the wrong things? What harm is there, after all, in dancing or playing cards?”
“Waal, that don’t worry me none, because I go ahead and do ’em anyway.”
“So this religion of yours puts curbs upon the behavior of the devout, which leaving scoundrels to work their wiles upon the innocent and vulnerable?”
“I never said any such thing!”
“This religion of yours–it is not universally accepted?”
“No.”
“Then how can it be a true religion, if those who do not observe it are left totally unpunished?”
“Well–they’ll get theirs eventually–in the afterlife.”
“Do you mean to say that once they die, they will be punished? It seems to me that this is a recipe for all the heedless ones to do as they wish, while only scrupulous men will obey the dictums of the faith. Do you not see here a problem?”
“Well, all I know is that the priest is a holy man.”
“I find your society very interesting,” said the Swami, and he arched the fingers of both his hands together. “I find it especially intriguing that an old man in a black robe says that you must emulate this Jesus Christ, a bearded wandering holy fool who lived twenty centuries ago.”
“Well–that’s one way of looking at it.”
“And yet I find it even more interesting that it turns out that they do not really mean what they say. The poor man is free to donate his dollars. The wealthy man is equally free to donate his dollars. But who finds the most favor with your church? The wealthy man. No, I do not think that your Jesus would like this at all. Not at all.”

And as for why the Swami took me in hand late at night after the carny shut down and started in to teaching me the art of “mystical mesmerism,” –so I could baffle the Calabrian Strong Boy into doing my will–he had a whole heap o’ fancy-dan explanations as to why he was allowing it, and I disremember most of them, but I’ll do my best to explain it to you the way he explained it to me.

Furthermore, the Swami told me, it seems as though, in spite of what all the Churchmen say, that we humans don’t have free will after all. That, says the Swami, is only reserved for a very select few. And such is their power that they can scarcely be characterized as human at all; rather, they are veritable demons on earth. Or maybe they’re also saints, too; he said, maybe, only I disremember which. I reckon I should of been payin’ closer attention. Only my attention was distracted by this mystical cube the Swami kept swearing at. Not a crystal ball, like the respectable Swamis use, but some kind of odd blueish rock that almost looked like a diamond, only it was too huge. He kept a starin’ at it and swearin’ at it and hissing that the secrets he was imparting unto me were known only to a select few, and other such patter as you’re likely to hear from a dukkering tin-horn soothsayer in a fifth-rate carny Mitt Camp. I think he also threw in some stuff about the Illuminati, too, and as how George Washington was a master Mason, and so was Jefferson, and Adams, and that no Mason ner any member of the Illuminati was ever hung because they all got this secret sign and the judge always lets ’em off with time served, or else they find some way to escape their jail. I know it sounds nutty, and, the hell of it is, if you listen to enough of this stuff, you start to go nutty, and you start into thinking that maybe it’s all true, ‘cuz who’s to say it ain’t? Somewhere? The Swami drove me nearly batty with what he called “these mystic paradoxes.” Like, there’s worlds within worlds, and We are but one of them.

Wal, I up and told him that I didn’t hold much with all his jibber-jabber and talk of Shiva and Buddha and Zoro-whatshisname, and all the other weirdies and heathen idols worshipped by sly Asians and suchlike. Jesus and a humble log cabin and some hard cider are good enough for me, and for most white men. “O, ye of little faith,” said the Swami. “There are a great many things your feeble science cannot even begin to explain.” “Ok,” says I, “but why should I care about them? Leave that to the double-domes in their Divinity Colleges to chaw the rag about. But no, said the Swami, part of the mystical mesmerism gimmick is to swill the planters with bumbo–and make them like it. Telling people what they want to hear is the high road to success in this game. He said the reason he was taking me in hand was that he saw my future, and that if he didn’t do it, someone else would, and it wouldn’t turn out quite so pleasantly for me–or for the people I would encounter. He figured that if I was going to eventually turn away from my religion and start into monkeying around with demons and suchlike, that at least I might as well do it RESPONSIBLY! Ha ha! 

I’m guessing his reasoning went something like as follows: It’s like giving a toddler his first whiskey drink, and if the little squirt can’t keep the p’ison down then maybe he would tread more carefully in later life–especially when it comes to trifling with forces beyond his control.


1* SALUTATION

JEFFERSON AIRPLANE

VOLUNTEERS

LIVE AT WOODSTOCK 1969

https://youtu.be/OzHBr0ndKus

ALSO SEE:

HOLY MODAL ROUNDERS

SHE’S MORE TO BE PITIED 

She’s there at the bar every day
Her lips and her cheeks painted red
Her beauty has faded too early
Brought on by the fast life she’s led
She’s more to be pitied than scolded.
She wants to be loved, not despised.
Too much beer and wine, too many good times,
Life on the honky-tonk wrecked her young life.
She once was the belle of the ball
She’d have made some man a sweet wife,
But too many parties, the wrong kind of pals
Ruined her happy young life.
She’s more to be pitied than scolded.
She wants to be loved, not despised.
Too much beer and wine, too many good times,
Life on the honky-tonk wrecked her young life.

https://youtu.be/Ap_oU0RLBMg

2* REFERENCE

THE CONFEDERATE FLAG

www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/06/25/the-confederate-flag-isnt-offensive-its-treasonous/?utm_term=.4d349f35ac89

ALSO SEE:

www.care2.com/causes/supreme-court-refuse-to-hear-case-banning-confederate-flag-in-school.html
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Soviet_Socialist_Confederate_States_of_America
dandygoat.com/officials-warn-against-rainbow-confederate-flag  

3*HUMOR

WHY THE BRITISH SAY “I’LL PUT THE KETTLE ON”

It dates back at least as far as the novel Barnaby Rudge, by Charles Dickens (1841). “Polly put the kettle on, we’ll all have tea.”
And even before.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polly_Put_the_Kettle_On

4*NOVELTY

DROPPING THE BIG ONE

Some might say that Truman’s dropping of two atomic bombs on a Japan that was on the ropes and very likely about to surrender was the most unbelievable thing a President ever did. Certainly, well over 150,000 people died as a result of this one decision. Killing 150,000 people, most of them civilians, and condemning many more to a slow and agonizing death, was simply unconscionable. It was against religious ethics; it was against the rule of law; it was against the Geneva Convention. I am very sorry, but the ends do not justify the means.

ALSO SEE:

SOVIET BOY MARTYR

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlik_Morozov  

5*AVATAR OF THE ZEITGEIST

CHUBBY BEHEMOTH REDUX

www.cbsnews.com/news/letters-link-son-of-sam-victims-advocate/  

6* DAILY UTILITY

COMMON SENSE

Giambattista Vico…defines…common sense as “judgment without reflection, shared by an entire class, an entire people, an entire nation, or the entire human race.”  

https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/vico/

 7*CARTOON

STARVATION & FATIGUE EXPERIMENTS

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics594.html

 8*PRESCRIPTION 

APPLEBEE’S TIPPING INCIDENT

“I don’t accept or tolerate disrespect! I’m furious but I know there’s a God in heaven who sits high and looks low! Racial and social justice! I kneel at the cross and stand for the pledge but racism is real! Take a look in the mirror. Are you strong enough to stand against it? I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE!”
www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/applebees-waitress-told-dont-tip-black-people-customers-091918091.html

ALSO SEE:

I HATE BEING A BLACK MAN

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/09/i-hate-being-a-black-man  

ALSO SEE:

THE NEW KLAN

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828425/The-Ku-Klux-Klan-opens-door-Jews-black-people-homosexuals-new-recruits-wear-white-robes-hats.html  

SEE ALSO:

SUCKER PUNCH ATTACK ON DAD

I like how they use the colloquial term “sucker punch” to desceibe this dark incident. Stay classy, Fox!
www.foxnews.com/us/san-francisco-cops-search-for-suspect-in-sucker-punch-attack-on-dad
  

9* RUMOR PATROL

THE MANIC KINGDOM: DARK DISNEY

www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/08/florida-child-sex-sting-disney-world_n_7537104.html
screenrant.com/dark-secrets-disney-wants-bury/
www.ranker.com/list/walt-disney-dark-facts/erin-mccann
www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/30alk5/i_was_an_undercover_security_officer_at_walt/
www.ocweekly.com/new-book-alleges-walt-disney-was-a-gay-pedophile-6465882/  

10*LAGNIAPPE

MILES DAVIS

WHAT I SAY

https://youtu.be/TFr5nl0xRZU

ALSO SEE:

MILES DAVIS VS. J. EDGAR HOOVER

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr2C670UpKKyvDbAYRSbMA8SMs9t-Oa0v8qVdM4PxkEHAfvO1D
forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/stuff-you-never-noticed-on-album-covers-until-someone-pointed-it-out.154231/  

SEE ALSO:
“SUGAR BEAR” AND OTHER MYSTERIOUS LYRICS
boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-637479.html  

11*DEVIATIONS FROM THE PREPARED TEXT: A REVIEW OF OTHER MEDIA

GROWING OLD

Here’s a useful rule of thumb. 

Take half your age. That is as good as you will ever feel on your best day. 

Add 50 percent to your age. That is as bad as you will ever feel on your worst day.   

12* CONTROVERSIES IN POPULAR CULTURE

THE HISTORY OF THE AMERICAN COMIC BOOK IN 50 WORDS OR LESS

From pulp trash to movie tie-ins to wartime superhero agitprop to crime and grue and trivia to deracinated sci-fi to “relevance” to monsters to faltering indie integrity to doom and gloom and back to pulp trash and thence to trivia and photo-realism and super-convoluted narratives and thence to movie tie-ins.  

SEE ALSO: 

THE FIRST SUPERHERO

The first superhero in literature was probably Gilgamesh.
For a more modern comic-strip example: Popeye is a contender.
http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/102/


ALSO SEE:

CONSISTENCY IN COMIC BOOKS

Comic books tend to be aimed at people who tend not to care about such minor things as mere consistency in story lines and characterization. After all, if you can suspend belief to the extent that most superhero comics invite you to do, what does consistency matter? Comic book companies have never cared an awful lot about consistency. For example, I recall that, circa 1968, Green Arrow went directly from Batman clone to bearded Che Guevara figure. No plausible explanation was given for this rather startling transformation. Many writers have had fun with this inconsistency. See the following article about the “fiction suit”:
http://sequart.org/magazine/10642/fiction-suit/